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Costco

A disorganized, warehouse looking discount store you have to pay to get in

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Food Price Inflation

Democrat Party mandated necessary sacrifice in the name of preserving the values of the ruling elite.

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Instacart

Shopping app for lazy people

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Coca Cola

Overpriced carbonated sugary water drink company, originally invented as a patent medicine.

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Waffle

A pancake with OCD tendencies.

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IHOP

International House of Diabetes

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Beyond Meat

Beyond Gay

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Fertilizer Shortage

The supply chain disaster where geopolitical games meet agricultural reality and the poor get to experience “equity” through empty shelves.

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Fertilizer

The agricultural cheat code that turned dirt into abundance and is now blamed for every environmental problem by people who prefer feelings over yields.

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Trader Joe's

The progressive grocery mecca that mastered the art of making basic food feel artisanal while still charging you like it’s artisanal.

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Protein Bar

The expensive, chocolate-flavored brick that promises to build muscle while delivering the nutritional profile of a candy bar with a broken tooth.

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Uber Eats Generation

Young adults who believe the kitchen is decorative and the real cooking happens in a restaurant 3 miles away with a $12 delivery fee.

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