Food – Salty Dictionary

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Made in China virus, which has infected hundreds since the outbreak began in Wuhan, China, in December.

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Diet

A method that makes you gain weight slower.

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Dinner

Last official meal of the day which is responsible for the 95% of your weight

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Pretzel

Adult candy

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Artichoke

The only vegetable you have more of when you finish eating it, than you had when you started

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Ground beef

Cow with no legs

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Pancake

An undisciplined waffle with an attitude

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Waffle

Pancake with manners

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Relativity

The softness of the butter is directly proportional to the hardness of the bread.

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Chocolate

Legally distributed drug which makes you gain weight.

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Onion

The only food that makes you cry

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Soup

Fake supper alternative

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Gourmet

A food fetishist

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