Food – Salty Dictionary

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Food Stamps

A form of government entitlement currency given to lower income population on welfare to purchase food and continue their obesity diet.

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Coca Cola

Overpriced carbonated sugary water drink company, originally invented as a patent medicine.

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Brunch

A socially acceptable excuse of day drinking.

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Burger King

A nice place to eat the worst fast food

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Food Price Inflation

FED mandated necessary sacrifice in the name of reaching two percent inflation

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Mexican Food

An ethnic cuisine that has different names, depending on how you fold it.

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Refrigerator

Cold beer storage device

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Diet

A method that makes you gain weight slower.

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Dinner

Last official meal of the day which is responsible for the 95% of your weight

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Pretzel

Adult candy

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Artichoke

The only vegetable you have more of when you finish eating it, than you had when you started

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Ground beef

Cow with no legs

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