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Costco

A disorganized, warehouse looking discount store you have to pay to get in

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Food Price Inflation

FED mandated necessary sacrifice in the name of reaching two percent inflation

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Instacart

Shopping app for lazy people

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Waffle

A pancake with OCD tendencies.

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Coca Cola

Overpriced carbonated sugary water drink company, originally invented as a patent medicine.

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IHOP

International House of Diabetes

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Chicken

The only animal we eat before it is born and after it is dead

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Salad

Something you’re required to eat when you’re a kid and after you’re married

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Mexican Food

An ethnic cuisine that has different names, depending on how you fold it.

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Latte

Italian for ‘overpriced coffee’

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Dr Pepper

Something People Trust More Than Dr. Fauci

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Balance Diet

Hamburger in one hand, beer in the other

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