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Medical Doctor

A nerd who follows the orders of the medical cartel.

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Exercise

Physical activity can do wonders for the body.

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ER

The place where medical students, residents, and other diversity quota recipients learn medicine by practicing on real patients, often misdiagnosing, mistreating, and making sick people sicker… or dead.

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Urgent Care

The modern medical pit stop where minor injuries go to become slightly more expensive minor injuries.

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Health Care is Human Right

The slogan that magically transforms “I want someone else to pay for my medical bills” into a profound moral statement.

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Monkeypox

A comic version of AIDS Lite.

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Diabetes

The lifestyle tax that turns sugar into poison and insulin into a monthly subscription.

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UnitedHealth

The company that unites you with sky-high premiums, surprise bills, and the eternal hope that your claim might one day be approved.

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Chemotherapy

The medical carpet-bombing protocol that kills the cancer and the patient simultaneously, and calls it a success if the patient dies second.

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TrumpRx

Trump’s unforgivable effort to end the era where Americans subsidize the world’s medicine while paying the highest prices on earth.

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Dr. Peter McCullough

The most published cardiologist in history whose interviews about COVID vaccines are censored by the social media for violating their Community Standards.

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Health Insurance

The mandatory subscription service that charges you for access to care you may never use, then punishes you when you actually try to use it.

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