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Oscars 2021

Woke dictatorship irrelevant propaganda event that nobody watched.

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Wokeism

The culture-coated class war waged against the working class Americans by the totalitarian left.

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Diversity, Inclusivity and Equity (DIE)

A woke ideology that is the enemy of competence & justice, and not friend to peace and tolerance.

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Woke Commercials

Fantasy-world based social engineering attempts.

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Iran's Election to UN Women's Rights Committee

Making an arsonist into the town fire chief.

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Bed Bath & Beyond

Overpriced dollar store which carries woke company merchandise only.

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2021 Grammy Awards

Trash Culture Acknowledgment Contest

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France Riots

Pretext of the coming authoritarian measures to the European plebs

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Super Bowl LVII

2023 NFL championship final where Americans watch woke government propaganda disguised as commercials in between 30 second segments of football competition between Kansas City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles.

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Military Recruitment Shortfalls

The inevitable result of White males not wanting to to serve a corrupt regime that openly despises them.

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Comedy

The first casualty of a Dictatorship.

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Disney

America’s Ministry of Woke Culture

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