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Oscars 2021

Woke dictatorship irrelevant propaganda event that nobody watched.

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Wokeism

The culture-coated class war waged against the working class Americans by the totalitarian left.

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Woke Commercials

Fantasy-world based social engineering attempts.

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Iran's Election to UN Women's Rights Committee

Making an arsonist into the town fire chief.

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2021 Grammy Awards

Trash Culture Acknowledgment Contest

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Comedy

The Woke Dictatorship’s first casualty.

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Climate Coach

The position Los Angeles School District Board of Education proposes to replace cops with individuals who are trained to implement “positive school culture and climate,” use “de-escalation strategies” to resolve conflict, understand and address “implicit bias,” and eliminate “racial disproportionately” in school discipline practices.

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Noam Chomsky

Self- declared woke intellectual who opines on a wide spectrum of issues from linguistics to interest rates to lgbtq

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Rachel Maddow

Woke lesbian who strings a meaningless sentence out for an hour without getting to the point.

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Wongineer

A woke engineer who believes that sometimes 2+2 could equal 5 and a born male can sometimes suffer menstrual cramps.

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Mind Virus

The term Psychologist Gad Saad coined for his book explaining how infectious ideas are killing common sense. Parasitic Mind: How Infectious Ideas Are Killing Common Sense

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United Airlines

The best American airline to risk your life by flying on poorly-maintained old planes operated by incompetent woke pilots who believe math is racist.

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