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Middle Age

That time of life when you’d rather not have a good time than recover from it

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Aging gracefully

Slowly looking worse

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My age

nun of yo damm buisness

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Diplomat

someone who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age

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Old People

People who are always 15 years older than you

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Nursing Home

Mortuary waiting room.

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Sixty

The new forty, unless you’re a bottle of wine.

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Senior

The stage of life where you’ve earned the right to forget things and blame it on old age.

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Elderly

Someone who’s body gets shorter and anecdotes get longer.

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180 Years Ago

The time Biden said he got to the Senate for the first time after he invented the time machine.

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