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War

America’s most effective geography teacher.

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National Guard Troops in DC

The protection of the treasonous ruling elite from the American people.

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Oprah

Chubby American entertainer from Mississippi who is known with her fake interviews and phony reactions.

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Memorial Day

Annual mattress buying event for Americans.

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White Working Class

The people who pay the taxes that fund diversity programs designed to replace them.

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American-Born Pope

The geopolitical flex where the world’s oldest institution finally gets a leader who understands Super Bowl ads, drive-thrus, and why everything needs to be supersized.

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American Realtor

A middle-age blond woman with a high-pitched voice, a fixed granite expression, aggressively perfect teeth, and a comprehensive ignorance of architecture, construction, and finance, all concealed behind a professional, vacant smile.

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Social Contract

An agreement between the government and the people, defining the agreed upon rights and duties of each, that the Democrat Party broke by terrorizing half of the population with its paramilitary forces such as Antifa and BLM, and consequently by […]

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Halloween

The only time kids are encouraged to take candy from strangers

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American Diet

The reason why Americans and socialized medicine don’t mix.

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Alcatraz

The perfect symbol of old-fashioned common sense: if someone is too dangerous for society, put them on a rock in the middle of the bay.

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Americans Demand Mass Deportation

The reality check where the majority of voters back Trump’s mass deportation promise, reminding everyone that all illegal migrants are criminals by definition—no exceptions.

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