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Memorial Day

Annual mattress buying event for Americans.

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War

America’s most effective geography teacher.

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National Guard Troops in DC

The protection of the treasonous ruling elite from the American people.

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US Mortgage Debt Hitting $13.2 Trillion

The new all-time high that proves Americans are willing to go into soul-crushing debt for the privilege of owning a house that costs more than their grandparents’ entire neighborhood.

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Oprah

Chubby American entertainer from Mississippi who is known with her fake interviews and phony reactions.

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Manifest Destiny

The 19th-century divine real-estate scheme that let Americans claim God personally wanted them to take an entire continent from its original owners.

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Social Contract

An agreement between the government and the people, defining the agreed upon rights and duties of each, that the Democrat Party broke by terrorizing half of the population with its paramilitary forces such as Antifa and BLM, and consequently by […]

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White Working Class

The people who pay the taxes that fund diversity programs designed to replace them.

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American-Born Pope

The geopolitical flex where the world’s oldest institution finally gets a leader who understands Super Bowl ads, drive-thrus, and why everything needs to be supersized.

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American Realtor

A middle-age blond woman with a high-pitched voice, a fixed granite expression, aggressively perfect teeth, and a comprehensive ignorance of architecture, construction, and finance, all concealed behind a professional, vacant smile.

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Halloween

The only time kids are encouraged to take candy from strangers

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Americans Demand Mass Deportation

The reality check where the majority of voters back Trump’s mass deportation promise, reminding everyone that all illegal migrants are criminals by definition—no exceptions.

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