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Justin Trudeau

Globalists’ Canadian Girlfriend

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Freedom Convoy

Canadian truckers’ protest against the totalitarian Canadian government.

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Value(s): Building a Better World for All

Mark Carney’s manifesto promising 20th-century utopia with more central planning, carbon taxes, and stakeholder capitalism.

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U.S. Beating Canada in Hockey Final at Winter Olympics

The classic underdog story, where the U.S. proves they can win at Canada’s own game without needing a government subsidy.

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Mark Carney

Canadian technocrat who thinks the best way to fight global warming is to give unelected bankers more control over your money.

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Canadian Ontario College of Physicians and Surgeons

The licensing mafia that punished doctors for practicing actual medicine instead of following government talking points.

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Alberta Prosperity Project

The Alberta freedom movement that wants to keep the oil, keep the money, and kick the Carney-style globalist dictatorship straight back to Davos where it belongs.

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Canada's Aid to Cuba

The policy that proves Canada will fund any dictator for spite masquerading as foreign policy.

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Toronto

The only Canadian City that Americans Recognize

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MAiD (Medical Assistance in Dying)

Canada’s progressive achievement that lets veterans, the disabled, and the poor choose death instead of waiting years for basic care.

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Greenland

The giant ice cube floating between Canada and Iceland that Denmark keeps for sentimental reasons and strategic bragging rights.

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10 Dead, 25 Injured After School Shooting In Canada

The mass shooting that ironically waited until after the latest assault-weapon ban to prove criminals don’t read legislation.

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