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Made in China virus, which has infected hundreds since the outbreak began in Wuhan, China, in December.

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Sex

The formula by which one and one makes three

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Niagara Falls

The bride’s second great disappointment.

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Acrimony

The holy state of being married

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Altar

A place where a man loses control of himself

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Marriage License

A certificate that gives a woman the legal right to drive a man

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Neighbors

The only people who listen to both sides of an argument

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Nepotism

Noble act of promoting family values (and members)

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Bachelor

A man who can get out of bed from either side

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Husband

A person who is the boss of his house and has his wife’s permission to say so

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Valentine's Day

Single Awareness Day

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Meeting new people

A chance to recycle old jokes

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Dating a Single Mother

Continuing from somebody else’s saved game

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