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Marriage

The number one cause of Divorce

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Valentine's Day

Single Awareness Day

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Meeting new people

A chance to recycle old jokes

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Dating a Single Mother

Continuing from somebody else’s saved game

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Pimp

A Muslim with 6 goats

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Golden Retriever

A social requirement for the white middle class families with two kids and SUV.

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Mathematics of Relationships

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

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Single Parent Families

The easiest way to stay in poverty

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Nepotism

Noble act of promoting family values (and members)

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Bill And Melinda Gates' Divorce

The end of Melinda’s endurance and her dissatisfaction with Micro and Soft.

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Neighbors

The only people who listen to both sides of an argument

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heyy

A collegial greeting method where the number of “y”s determine the nature of the relationship and the reason of the greeting. hey: hello friend heyy: I think I like you heyyy: Take the hint, dumbass heyyyy: Let’s fuck heyyyyy: I’m […]

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