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Six-Word Story

An entire story told in six words. It is a short narrative that can have all of the emotional themes of longer stories.

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Socialism

A system that makes everybody equally poor

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Karl Marx

The original dirty, smelly, and shiftless hippie, whose dream of a utopia led to millions of deaths at the hands of tyrants in the last century

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White Supremacy

Being polite, respectful, civilized, educated, articulate, hardworking, and goal-oriented, speaking properly, showing emotional restraint, willing to delay gratification, and respecting law and order..

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Atheism

A non-prophet organization

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Logic

A systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence

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Knowledge vs. Wisdom

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad.

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Jean-Jacques Rousseau

The father of modern fascism.

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Communism

The Goal of Socialism

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Philosophy

The art of over explaining the obvious

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Time

The arbitrary division of eternity

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John Locke

17th Century English empiricist who unlike today’s democrats believed in the sovereignty of the individual

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