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Pope Leo XIV

The “progressive” pope who traded centuries of Catholic tradition for rainbow flags and climate encyclicals.

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Carbon Credits

The financial instrument that turns climate guilt into a tradable commodity for everyone except the people actually breathing the air.

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Climate-Change Denial

The ultimate modern blasphemy of daring to ask for evidence instead of joining the apocalyptic cult and its very profitable tithing system.

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Climate Doom Propaganda

The modern religion where the end is always nigh, the science is always settled, and the heretics must be silenced.

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Super El Niño

The dramatic Hollywood name given to a natural Pacific Ocean warming cycle so the media can scare you into thinking the world is ending again.

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Germany's 67-Point Climate Plan

The bureaucratic fantasy that proves Germans will over-engineer everything, including their own self-destruction.

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El Niño

The convenient ocean current that gets blamed for every hurricane, drought, and heatwave the moment climate models fail.

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Climate Lawfare

The sophisticated shakedown that uses judges instead of voters to impose green policies and extract settlements from companies.

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Al Gore Shifting on Global Ice Age

The climate activist who changed his apocalyptic story from freezing to frying and back to freezing again within three decades.

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European Heat Wave

When normal summer weather gets rebranded as an existential crisis so they can push more green taxes and energy rationing.

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Earth's Inner Core Reversing Its Spin

A 70-year rotation cycle of the Earth’s inner core that will be blamed on the climate change.

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Panasonic EV Battery Plant In Kansas

A high-tech irony, harnessing coal to power our “green” future.

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