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    ETF

    The financial innovation that lets you lose money in 500 different companies at the same time for maximum diversification.

    247 Points

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    Paramount

    The Hollywood dinosaur that still thinks movie theaters matter and keeps making movies for an audience that no longer exists.

    212 Points

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    Palantir

    The CIA-funded startup that turned Orwell’s nightmare into enterprise software and called it “Gotham” without irony.

    255 Points

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    Peter Principle

    The timeless law that every employee rises to their level of incompetence, then gets promoted again because firing them would admit the company made a mistake.

    235 Points

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    Louis Vuitton

    The company that sells exclusivity to the masses and then wonders why its bags show up in every thrift store and counterfeit market. 

    248 Points

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    American Standard

    The plumbing company that still slaps “American” on the box while quietly producing most of its fixtures overseas with lower standards.

    292 Points

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    Public Company

    The business structure where your company’s most important product becomes quarterly earnings reports and stock price theater.

    233 Points

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    Anthropic

    The woke AI startup funded by billions in VC cash that promises ethical superintelligence but spends more time on pronoun policies than on actual safety proofs.

    214 Points

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    Keurig

    The magic machine that transforms perfectly good coffee beans into a disappointing cup of brown water.

    203 Points
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