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  • ETF

    The financial innovation that lets you lose money in 500 different companies at the same time for maximum diversification.

    247 Points
  • Paramount

    The Hollywood dinosaur that still thinks movie theaters matter and keeps making movies for an audience that no longer exists.

    212 Points
  • Palantir

    The CIA-funded startup that turned Orwell’s nightmare into enterprise software and called it “Gotham” without irony.

    255 Points
  • Peter Principle

    The timeless law that every employee rises to their level of incompetence, then gets promoted again because firing them would admit the company made a mistake.

    235 Points
  • American Standard

    The plumbing company that still slaps “American” on the box while quietly producing most of its fixtures overseas with lower standards.

    292 Points
  • Louis Vuitton

    The company that sells exclusivity to the masses and then wonders why its bags show up in every thrift store and counterfeit market. 

    248 Points
  • Keurig

    The magic machine that transforms perfectly good coffee beans into a disappointing cup of brown water.

    203 Points
  • Anthropic

    The woke AI startup funded by billions in VC cash that promises ethical superintelligence but spends more time on pronoun policies than on actual safety proofs.

    214 Points
  • Hims & Hers

    The telehealth startup that turned male insecurity and female contraception into a billion-dollar subscription service.

    213 Points
  • SpaceX

    The ultimate proof that one obsessive billionaire with government contracts can do more for space exploration than decades of bureaucratic space agencies

    256 Points
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