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Illegal Immigrant

A person who smuggles to a country illegally and immediately becomes unauthorized, unconstitutional, unlawful, unwarranted, illegitimate, illicit, outlawed, prohibited, indictable, deplorable, unrighteous, prosecutable, wrongful, felonious, and criminal.

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Alex Pretti

Antifa’s tragic poster child who attacked armed federal agents and learned the hard way that real life isn’t a video game with respawns.

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Florida Missy’s Law

The law that ensures judges can no longer release dangerous criminals pending sentencing and then act surprised when they commit more horrors.

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Youth Accountability and Safety Act

A bill introduced by Democrats in Baltimore that would prevent anyone under the age of 25 from facing first-degree murder charges.

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Gun Control

The brilliant idea that criminals follow laws while law-abiding citizens get turned into sitting ducks.

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Mass Shooting at Michigan State

A shocking event where a black criminal disobeyed the strict gun laws in Michigan and killed four people including himself.

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Miranda Rights

The legal requirement that police must inform criminals how to game the system before they even start questioning them.

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Hakeem Jeffries

The DEI defender of the status quo who makes incompetence sound statesmanlike and failure sound like someone else’s fault.

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Hiring Illegals As Police

The progressive innovation of letting the fox guard the henhouse in uniform.

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Keith Ellison

The progressive poster boy who went from defending cop-killers in court to running the state’s top law enforcement office.

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John Griffin

Former senior CNN producer who has been sentenced to 19 years in prison as well as 15 years of post-confinement supervision for Pedophilia.

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Don Lemon's Arrest

The federal bust of the former CNN anchor for interfering with a Minnesota church service, violating religious freedom, and proudly instigating riot with a smirk on his face while pretending to cover the story he created.

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