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Ozempic

The subscription service disguised as medicine: lose weight, gain side effects, renew for life.

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Meth

Poor man’s cocaine

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Walgreens

The pharmacy chain that started as a place to buy aspirin and ended up as a government-subsidized distribution center for narcotics and taxpayer-funded gender experiments.

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SSRI

The favorite chemical companion of trans mass shooters.

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Narco-State

A country where the government and drug cartels are basically business partners with different business cards.

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Most Addictive Drug

The substance which activates the brain’s dopamine system the most.

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Alcohol

A chemical substance which makes you strong, funny, and creative

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Paxlovid

Pfizer’s Covid drug, which is merely a “dressed up” ivermectin molecule with little difference other than price.

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Hims & Hers

The telehealth startup that turned male insecurity and female contraception into a billion-dollar subscription service.

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Marijuana

Plant that makes you forget why you were looking for snacks.

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Pfizer

Karen’s favorite political medicine brand.

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ADHD

The contemporary excuse for poor parenting, bad schools, and too much screen time.

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