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Meth

Poor man’s cocaine

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Most Addictive Drug

The substance which activates the brain’s dopamine system the most.

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Alcohol

A chemical substance which makes you strong, funny, and creative

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Paxlovid

Pfizer’s Covid drug, which is merely a “dressed up” ivermectin molecule with little difference other than price.

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Marijuana

Plant that makes you forget why you were looking for snacks.

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Pfizer

Karen’s favorite political medicine brand.

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Sugar

The worst FDA-approved legal drug in history, which causes more human misery than meth and cocaine combined.

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Needle deposit boxes

Employee petition-driven, drug needle storage boxes installed by Starbucks as a result of their 2018 virtue signaling campaign that they finally got rid of because people kept breaking into them to get at the used needles.

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Zombie Drug

Inner city Democrat party voters’ favorite sedative in which Fentanyl mixed Xylazine that creates a perfect woke activist.

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Ozempic

Subscription-based weight-loss drug which makes people fatter and sicker than ever.

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Midazolam

The end-of-life drug that the UK government used to euthanize elderly patients in order to boost ‘Covid deaths’ and ramp up public fear to garner support for lockdowns and vaccines.

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Chocolate

Legally distributed drug which makes you gain weight.

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