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Ozempic

The subscription service disguised as medicine: lose weight, gain side effects, renew for life.

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Meth

Poor man’s cocaine

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Most Addictive Drug

The substance which activates the brain’s dopamine system the most.

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TrumpRx

Trump’s unforgivable effort to end the era where Americans subsidize the world’s medicine while paying the highest prices on earth.

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Vaping

The modern nicotine addiction ritual where people suck on glowing USB sticks that taste like artificial watermelon and pretend it’s somehow healthier than cigarettes.

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Walgreens

The pharmacy chain that started as a place to buy aspirin and ended up as a government-subsidized distribution center for narcotics and taxpayer-funded gender experiments.

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SSRI

The favorite chemical companion of trans mass shooters.

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Narco-State

A country where the government and drug cartels are basically business partners with different business cards.

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Alcohol

A chemical substance which makes you strong, funny, and creative

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GLP-1 Weight-Loss Drugs

The pharmaceutical cheat code that lets people lose 15% of their body weight while their digestive system is being destroyed in the process.

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Feds Charge Sinaloa's Governor, Senator, Mayor, & Other Top Officials With Running A Narco-State

The indictment that proves in parts of Mexico, “elected official” is just a politically-correct term for “cartel franchise owner.”

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Medical Marijuana

The government-approved weed that somehow cures everything from chronic back pain to existential dread about capitalism.

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