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Electric Car

Unreliable transportation vehicle that costs more money, relies on more energy, and pollutes the environment three times as much as gas-powered alternative.

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Nuclear Reactor

The high-tech steam engine that turns uranium into electricity while the public turns it into a doomsday movie plot.

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Emergency Intervention

Trump’s creative socialism: force the richest companies on Earth to cap your electric bill so you can blame him when the lights flicker.

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