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Florida Missy’s Law

The law that ensures judges can no longer release dangerous criminals pending sentencing and then act surprised when they commit more horrors.

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Palm Beach Trump Airport

The place where “Trump Tower” vibes meet the tarmac.

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Alligator Alcatraz

The Florida-themed upgrade to America’s super-max prison where escape attempts would be solved by nature’s own hungry security system.

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Hurricane Season

The annual Florida tradition where the weather does more property damage than most divorces.

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Hurricane Ian

Catastrophic Category 4 Hurricane on Southwest Florida which will bankrupt insurance companies.

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Florida Foreclosures

The inevitable outcome when a $400,000 condo in a flood zone comes with flood insurance premiums that exceed the mortgage payment itself.

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