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Zionism

The movement that proves some people will never forgive Jews for refusing to be victims anymore.

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Jerusalem

The holy site that proves God has an excellent sense of humor and a terrible sense of real estate management.

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Old Testament

The ancient scripture that reminds us God once had a much lower tolerance for nonsense and a much higher body count.

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Passover

The ultimate 8-day Jewish endurance test, featuring the Seder as a high-stakes 15-step dinner party, a frantic hunt for hidden crumbs of chametz, and eating cardboard to remember freedom.

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Michigan Synagogue Attack

The classic case of “religion of peace” meeting “hate has no place here.”

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Hanukkah

Jewish Christmas without awkward explanations of virgin birth

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