Middle East – Salty Dictionary

submit

Menu

submit

Popular Entries

20.2k Views7 Comments322 Votes

Hamas

Middle Eastern version of the Antifa & BLM cocktail, aiming to liberate Palestine from the Israeli occupation by terrorizing the region.

322 Points
Upvote Downvote
27.9k Views6 Comments274 Votes

Europeans' Arrogance Regarding the Middle East

The people who carved up the Ottoman Empire like a birthday cake, then spent the next hundred years lecturing everyone else about “stability.”

274 Points
Upvote Downvote
24.3k Views6 Comments247 Votes

Europe's postwar plan to free up Strait of Hormuz without US

The arrogant fantasy that tiny European fleets can secure 20% of global oil without U.S. help, from the same people who can’t even secure their own borders.

247 Points
Upvote Downvote
24.7k Views6 Comments257 Votes

US-Qatar Business Council

The elite networking society where doing business with a major terror financier gets rebranded as “smart geopolitics.”

257 Points
Upvote Downvote
24.5k Views6 Comments242 Votes

Kharg Island

The Persian piggy bank that funds proxy wars abroad while domestic poverty stays safely onshore.

242 Points
Upvote Downvote
18k Views5 Comments436 Votes

ISIS

Middle Eastern Antifa

436 Points
Upvote Downvote
22.1k Views5 Comments212 Votes

Hezbollah

The Iranian-funded “liberation” movement that liberated Lebanon from peace, prosperity, and any hope of normal life.

212 Points
Upvote Downvote
17.1k Views5 Comments390 Votes

Beirut Explosion

The end result of Arabs’ handling of Nitrogen storage facility

390 Points
Upvote Downvote
23.5k Views5 Comments214 Votes

Greater Israel

The biblical real-estate dream that turns “promised land” into “promised expansion” at everyone else’s expense.

214 Points
Upvote Downvote
20.3k Views5 Comments204 Votes

Gaza Board of Peace

The Orwellian band-aid that promises security in Gaza while ensuring Israel keeps veto power over every checkpoint and crossing.

204 Points
Upvote Downvote
28.8k Views5 Comments283 Votes

Antisemitism

The prejudice that unites medieval peasants, Nazi intellectuals, Middle Eastern jihadists, and Western progressives in perfect ideological harmony.

283 Points
Upvote Downvote
19.9k Views5 Comments243 Votes

Israel Palestine War

The middle-eastern war that Ukraine will lose.

243 Points
Upvote Downvote

Congratulations. You've reached the end of the internet.

Back to Top

Close submit

close