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Oscars 2021

Woke dictatorship irrelevant propaganda event that nobody watched.

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Wokeism

The culture-coated class war waged against the working class Americans by the totalitarian left.

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DEI

A woke ideological enemy of merit, competence, justice, and tolerance.

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Woke Commercials

Fantasy-world based social engineering attempts.

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Iran's Election to UN Women's Rights Committee

Making an arsonist into the town fire chief.

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Disney

America’s Ministry of Woke Culture

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Woke Starfleet Academy

The woke reboot that proves even 1,000 years in the future, Hollywood still can’t imagine a galaxy without fat lesbians, autistic sidekicks, and white girl-bosses lecturing about feelings.

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Oscar Awards

The self-congratulatory woke parade where stars virtue-signal about inclusion while the ratings plummet into irrelevance.

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Bed Bath & Beyond

Overpriced dollar store which carries woke company merchandise only.

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Noam Chomsky

The fake philosopher of the collectivist west.

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2021 Grammy Awards

Trash Culture Acknowledgment Contest

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Super Bowl LVII

2023 NFL championship final where Americans watch woke government propaganda disguised as commercials in between 30 second segments of football competition between Kansas City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles.

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