Salty Dictionary – Express Yourself

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ICE Protestors

Domestic agitators who systematically obstruct federal law enforcement from removing illegal, violent aliens, effectively operating as a tactical wing for foreign criminal interests.

221 Points
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Fortress America

The pragmatic master plan to finally call the world’s bluff, secure our own hemisphere, and make them come to us—on our terms—for a change.

190 Points
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Liberal Protestor

An unhinged, privileged white woman who is violently protesting against the structural oppression of a system she has leveraged into a career, a brand, and a reason to wear expensive handcrafted boots.

235 Points
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Affect Hoarding

Building a vast reservoir of correct feelings about distant tragedies to avoid ever spending a drop on the inconvenient people right in front of you.

124 Points
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Ableism

The unforgivable act of assuming everyone can open a door without first consulting their trauma.

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Microaggression

The emotional equivalent of a paper cut—only noticeable if you’re actively scanning for reasons to be offended.

155 Points
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Delcy Rodríguez

Maduro’s loyal handpicked successor, who quickly grabbed the presidential reins after her narco-terrorist boss got zip-tied by the Americans.

188 Points
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Maduro’s Capture by U.S. Forces

The fastest regime change since someone flipped the breaker in Caracas.

289 Points
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Nicolás Maduro

Venezuelan dictator who had none of Chávez’s talent but all of his authoritarian instincts.

230 Points
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New Year Resolution

An annual to-do list you enthusiastically write on January 1st and accidentally recycle by January 7th.

227 Points
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Judicial Activism

The curious practice of interpreting law not by its text, history, or tradition, but by a secret, unwritten appendix that just so happens to align perfectly with the Democratic Party platform.

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Saul Alinsky

The intellectual godfather of contemporary militant community organizers, who pushed the idea of polarizing street politics through his writing — especially the 1971 book “Rules for Radicals” which is a step-by-step approach on how to divide people and dehumanize your enemy […]

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Rule-Based Order

Dictatorship-approved global chaos where the West decides whose sovereignty is to be respected.

268 Points
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Santa

Creepy old man in red clothes who breaks into your house, eats your food, and leaves things behind, see Pedophile

249 Points
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White Christmas

Nature’s way of saying your flight is definitely, absolutely canceled.

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Venezuela

Once a prosperous South American country that became another collateral damage of the Socialist Utopia.

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ICE Protestors

Fortress America

Liberal Protestor

Affect Hoarding

Ableism

Microaggression

Delcy Rodríguez

Maduro’s Capture by U.S. Forces

Nicolás Maduro

New Year Resolution

Judicial Activism

Saul Alinsky

Rule-Based Order

Santa

White Christmas

Venezuela

Socialism

New Year Resolution

Rule-Based Order

Instacart

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Venezuela

Christmas

Maduro’s Capture by U.S. Forces

3I/ATLAS

Nicolás Maduro

December

Electric Car

ICE Protestors

Delcy Rodríguez

Santa

Dave Chappelle

Flight Cancellations

Sudden Adult Death Syndrome (SADS)

Cis

Mar-A-Lago Raid

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