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3I/ATLAS

The galaxy’s most committed drive-by.

291 Points
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Cis

A person whose gender identity is so boringly aligned with their birth certificate that no one has ever written a think piece about it.

166 Points
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Electric Car

Unreliable transportation vehicle that costs more money, relies on more energy, and pollutes the environment three times as much as gas-powered alternative.

278 Points
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Bondi Beach Terrorist Attack

A mass shooting where two Islamic terrorists killed 15 people in Australia was followed by progressive media blaming the victims.

146 Points
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New Year Resolution

An annual to-do list you enthusiastically write on January 1st and accidentally recycle by January 7th.

227 Points
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Mar-A-Lago Raid

The most unprecedented, unjust and improper law enforcement act in the history of the U.S.

224 Points
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Christmas

The time of the year people sit in front of a plastic tree, eat candy out of socks, and listen 50’s music.

357 Points
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Santa

Creepy old man in red clothes who breaks into your house, eats your food, and leaves things behind, see Pedophile

249 Points
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Hanukkah

Jewish Christmas without awkward explanations of virgin birth

261 Points
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Flight Cancellations

US Domestic flight disruptions during Christmas holiday due to staff firings because of the vaccine mandates.

252 Points
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AP Stylebook

The style manual of a racist organization that recommends capitalizing Black but not white in their publications.

180 Points
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Pipe Bomber

The FBI’s go-to contractor for “domestic terror” events that perfectly frame the right person.

220 Points
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Rule-Based Order

Dictatorship-approved global chaos where the West decides whose sovereignty is to be respected.

268 Points
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Autopen

46th President of the United States.

201 Points
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Influencer

A professional narcissist who has monetized their inability to have a private thought.

130 Points
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Zohran Mamdani

A socialist who found a more effective path than revolution: running for office in the capitalist core to declare it irredeemable.

144 Points
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