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Architect

Someone who is too straight to be a fashion designer and too gay to be an engineer.

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Medical Doctor

A nerd who follows the orders of the medical cartel.

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Flight Attendant

Flying vending machine who yells at people for not following the orders properly.

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Female Administrator

Someone who tries too hard to act like a male administrator.

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Bus Driver

A person who gets paid to tell people where to get off

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Judge

A lawyer who once knew a politician

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Aircraft Mechanic

A person who solves problems you can’t

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Manicurist

A Vietnamese girl who makes money hand over fist

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Musician

One who wears a tuxedo and smashes metal plates into each other

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Security Guard

An employee who runs and calls the police

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Pilot

An airline employee who spends most of the day looking out the window

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Optometrist

A person you have to see

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