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Consultant

Someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it confusing for a fee.

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Pilot

An airline employee who spends most of the day looking out the window

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Security Guard

An employee who runs and calls the police

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Dentist

A person you pay to criticize your teeth

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Plumber

A drain surgeon

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Entrepreneur

The title of the unemployed

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Administrator

Someone who gets paid to solve problems you didn’t know you had

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Admiral

A general at sea

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Police

Official Law Enforcement Entity Democrats Hate Unless They Need It

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Telepathy

Minding someone else’s business.

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Quality Assurance Tester

Someone who makes people feel bad about their work

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Nurse

A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills

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