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Medical Doctor

A nerd who follows the orders of the medical cartel.

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Architect

Someone who is too straight to be a fashion designer and too gay to be an engineer.

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Flight Attendant

Flying vending machine who yells at people for not following the orders properly.

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Journalist

A person who mindlessly and loyally endorses DNC propaganda.

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Bus Driver

A person who gets paid to tell people where to get off

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Chinese Massage Parlor

A mom-and-pop facade front for prostitution, illegal drugs, and money laundering.

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Pharmacist

A professional who fills small empty bottles with pills from a larger bottle.

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Female Administrator

Someone who tries too hard to act like a male administrator.

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Aircraft Mechanic

A person who solves problems you can’t

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Dentist

A person you pay to criticize your teeth

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Judge

A lawyer who once knew a politician

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Optometrist

A person you have to see

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