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Acronym that stands for Affluent White Female Urban Liberal—a term describing white, middle-aged women who use their privilege to bend the world to their will.

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Eric Poehlman

The first scientist jailed for academic fraud in the U.S.: faked data in NIH grant applications on menopause and aging, got 366 days in prison, proving even tenure can’t protect you from felony-level bullshit.

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Florida Foreclosures

The inevitable outcome when a $400,000 condo in a flood zone comes with flood insurance premiums that exceed the mortgage payment itself.

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US Foreclosures Up 14%

The exciting economic indicator that says more Americans are realizing their dream home was actually a 30-year financial prison.

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Lysenkoism

The philosophy that says if reality doesn’t fit the ideology, then reality is the one that needs to change.

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Academic Fraud

The noble art of turning fabrications into publications that will never be read, cited, or replicated.

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More Than A Game

The ACLU’s heartwarming ad campaign that proves sports are about politics, Lysenkoism, and crushing girls’ dreams in the name of progress.

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ACLU

The progressive legal arm that fights for everyone’s rights—except Whites, males, biological women, conservatives, and anyone whose rights conflict with the current Democratic platform.

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Supply Chain

The invisible hand of capitalism that occasionally gives you the middle finger when a single chip factory in Arizona floods.

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Affordable Housing

The imaginary product governments promise while burying it alive under zoning laws, impact fees, and endless permitting delays.

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Jeffrey Epstein

Clinton’s pedophile friend who didn’t kill himself.

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NATO Troops In Ukraine

The alliance’s latest peacekeeping mission: 32 countries sending soldiers to a war they all swore they weren’t joining.

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American Exceptionalism

The proud conviction that no other country could match America’s blend of military might, cultural influence, and inability to build a single high-speed rail line.

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Danish Intelligence

The service that spends more time debating hygge protocols than running actual operations.

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Emergency Intervention

Trump’s creative socialism: force the richest companies on Earth to cap your electric bill so you can blame him when the lights flicker.

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Venezuela Leaker

The regime insider who decided leaking was the fastest way to retire from a job with no retirement plan.

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AWFUL

Eric Poehlman

Florida Foreclosures

US Foreclosures Up 14%

Lysenkoism

Academic Fraud

More Than A Game

ACLU

Supply Chain

Affordable Housing

Jeffrey Epstein

NATO Troops In Ukraine

American Exceptionalism

Danish Intelligence

Emergency Intervention

Venezuela Leaker

Antifa

Socialism

New Year Resolution

ACLU

Instacart

Rule-Based Order

Venezuela

Jeffrey Epstein

Christmas

Ursula von der Leyen

Ozempic

Maduro’s Capture by U.S. Forces

Clintons Refusing To Testify About Jeffrey Epstein

Stereotypes

Nicolás Maduro

Affordable Housing

December

Tina Peters

Renee Good

Mark Carney

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