Salty Dictionary – Express Yourself

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Big Government

The world’s most expensive problem-solving machine that never solves problems, only creates new departments to study them.

297 Points
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Mimetic Theory

The philosophical realization that most of human desire is just sophisticated copycat behavior dressed up as personal authenticity.

245 Points
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Special Workshops

The mandatory corporate re-education sessions where grown adults are taught how not to be racist by people who make everything about race.

256 Points
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Iran Stalling Peace Deal

Iran buying time to enrich uranium, carefully guided by a Democrat Party desperate to manufacture a crisis they can blame on Trump ahead of midterms.

291 Points
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Minnesota Daycare

The state-sponsored money laundering operation where Somali immigrants discovered that pretending to watch imaginary children was more profitable than actual work.

281 Points
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“Obesity Rights” Coalition

The brave advocacy group fighting for the fundamental human right to remain dangerously unhealthy while demanding society accommodate their choices.

280 Points
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Invisible Hand

Adam Smith’s conspiracy theory that free individuals pursuing their own self-interest unintentionally create the best outcomes for society.

290 Points
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Reincarnation

The feel-good theology that lets people avoid confronting mortality by pretending they’ll get unlimited do-overs.

268 Points
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GLP-1 Weight-Loss Drugs

The pharmaceutical cheat code that lets people lose 15% of their body weight while their digestive system is being destroyed in the process.

261 Points
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Dip-Buyers

The financial masochists who see red numbers and think “discount!” while smart money is quietly heading for the exits.

265 Points
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Hectoring

The art of talking down to people like disobedient children while pretending you’re having a conversation.

270 Points
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Male Mentoring

The radical idea that boys might benefit from positive male role models instead of single mothers, female teachers, and social media groomers.

254 Points
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Federalized Europe

The slow-motion suicide pact where European countries traded sovereignty for the privilege of being lectured by Germany and France on how to destroy themselves.

293 Points
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Kitchen Island

The overpriced granite altar that every suburban couple fights over during home renovations, even though it mostly collects mail and abandoned Amazon boxes.

283 Points
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Parental Rights

The radical notion that moms and dads should have primary authority over their own children instead of teachers, counselors, and government bureaucrats.

271 Points
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October 7th Hamas Atrocities Report

The meticulously documented record of mass murder, rape, torture, and burning people alive that much of the Western left still calls “resistance” or “complicated.”

293 Points
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Pentagon Suspending 86-Year-Old Canada-US Defense Board

The moment when America finally stops humoring Canada’s participation trophy approach to continental security.

285 Points
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TrumpRx

Trump’s unforgivable effort to end the era where Americans subsidize the world’s medicine while paying the highest prices on earth.

258 Points
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"Like"

The all-purpose filler word that allows young people to speak continuously while saying almost nothing of substance.

295 Points
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New York Governor Signs Bills To Preserve Mandatory Vaccines

The clear signal that New York has officially transitioned into a medical authoritarian state where bodily autonomy is a privilege granted by the government.

275 Points
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Manufactured Outrage

Democrats’ default setting whenever reality refuses to align with their narrative.

282 Points
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MAGA

The four letters that instantly separate people who want functional borders, competence, merit-based system and strong communities from those who want open borders, pronouns, and totalitarian dictatorship.

304 Points
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Nicholas Kristof

The NYT’s professional hitman whose father fought alongside the Nazis, yet still feels qualified to lecture Jews about ethics and human rights.

201 Points
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Hi-Tech Modern Cars

The sleek new prison pods that watch your every glance, listen to your conversations, and can slam on the brakes if the AI nanny decides you’re not focused enough.

314 Points
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Virginia Congressional Map

The magical Democratic document that gets redrawn every few years until it produces the exact number of safe blue seats the party demands.

277 Points
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My Truth

The modern cop-out that says “my lived experience” beats biology, statistics, chromosomes, and observable reality combined.

284 Points
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Colorado

The land where criminals are rewarded and democrats thrive.

274 Points
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Maryland's 500,000 "Illegal" Mail-In Ballots

The unofficial election insurance policy that Maryland Democrats keep in reserve for when the in-person voting doesn’t go their way.

280 Points
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Russian Collusion Hoax

The greatest political dirty trick in American history that turned a Clinton Foundation-funded fabrication research dossier into three years of wall-to-wall media hysteria and a special counsel investigation.

289 Points
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Thoughts and Prayers

The phrase that once meant genuine sympathy but now gets treated like a hate crime by people who only accept state authority, mandates, and strict gun control.

266 Points
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Centering Voices

The progressive ritual of pretending some people’s opinions matter more than others based entirely on their position in the oppression Olympics.

260 Points
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Enby

The cutesy nickname for “non-binary” that lets people reject basic biology while demanding the rest of the world rewrite language, bathrooms, and reality to accommodate their identity crisis.

280 Points
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Deadname

The unforgivable sin of using someone’s actual legal birth name instead of their latest chosen identity, now treated as psychological violence by people who can’t handle basic reality.

276 Points
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Overturn Citizens United

The rallying cry of people who want to restrict political speech they disagree with while pretending it’s a noble fight against corruption.

284 Points
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Fighting the Oligarchy

The favorite hobby of millionaires who lecture the rest of us about inequality from their private jets and multiple mansions.

249 Points
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Affordability

The noble goal that requires giving government more money and more control over your life.

252 Points
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Trans Delusion

The mental condition where a person believes they were born in the wrong body and society is required to amputate healthy organs and pump them full of hormones to match the fantasy.

273 Points
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Woke Judges

The progressive activists in robes who turned “equal justice under law” into “unequal justice based on identity politics.”

293 Points
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Waymo

Google’s expensive attempt to replace human drivers with AI that still panics at plastic bags, construction cones, and rain.

268 Points
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Normies

The normal humans who still think men can’t get pregnant and words should have consistent meanings.

277 Points
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Vaping

The modern nicotine addiction ritual where people suck on glowing USB sticks that taste like artificial watermelon and pretend it’s somehow healthier than cigarettes.

289 Points
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Colorectal Cancer Rising in Youth

The statistical anomaly that appeared after the most aggressive vaccine mandate campaign in modern history and is now blamed on everything except the obvious.

281 Points
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String Theory

The 50-year-long physics fan-fiction that promises to explain everything while explaining nothing testable, yet still collects grant money like it’s going out of style.

299 Points
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Builder Grade

The housing equivalent of fast fashion, which looks decent on the surface but won’t survive more than a few seasons of actual use.

268 Points
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Silent Majority

The quiet, productive backbone of society that pays the taxes, follows the rules, and gets called every name in the book for not joining the latest moral panic.

311 Points
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Loud Minority

The tiny but deafening faction that dominates every conversation, every institution, and every policy while pretending they speak for the people.

290 Points
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Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (ATF)

The federal agency that regulates guns by losing them to Mexican cartels and then acts shocked when those guns are used in crimes.

268 Points
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Thought Crime

The progressive masterpiece where merely thinking the wrong thought is now treated as a serious moral offense requiring public confession and punishment.

311 Points
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Woke Movies

The cinematic equivalent of a corporate DEI training video, except with worse writing and a much bigger budget.

294 Points
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Democratic National Committee (DNC)

The exclusive country club that decides which elites get to run as “the party of the people” while keeping actual working-class candidates as far from power as possible.

281 Points
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