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Maduro’s Capture by U.S. Forces

The fastest regime change since someone flipped the breaker in Caracas.

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Delcy Rodríguez

Maduro’s loyal handpicked successor, who quickly grabbed the presidential reins after her narco-terrorist boss got zip-tied by the Americans.

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Nicolás Maduro

Venezuelan dictator who had none of Chávez’s talent but all of his authoritarian instincts.

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Microaggression

The emotional equivalent of a paper cut—only noticeable if you’re actively scanning for reasons to be offended.

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Transgender

Confused people with Mental Illness

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STEM

The abbreviation of “Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics,” is a broad term used to group together these academic disciplines, which is declared by the Party of Science sponsored Woke Mob as a racist White male patriarchal construct that should be […]

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Tribalism

The state of being organized by certain attitude and practice of harboring strong feelings of bonds or loyalty to one’s group, regardless of race or ethnicity.

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Bud Light

Water identifying as beer.

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China

Oppressed People’s Republic of Communist State

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Quiz

An exciting opportunity to test your lack of knowledge on a specific topic.

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White

A light color which reflects all visible wavelengths of light and represents purity, cleanliness, innocence, simplicity, openness and hope.

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Bitcoin

Digital currency created by nerds, promoted by libertarians, and utilized by criminals

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Clapping

Repeatedly high-fiving yourself for someone else’s accomplishments.

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Humility

The ability to act ashamed when you tell people how great you are

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Study Break

Taking a break from procrastinating

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Democrat Party

The party of Treason, Corruption, and Incompetence

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