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Soda Purchases Slumping After SNAP Sugary Drink Restrictions

Proof that when the government stops paying for the sugar water, people suddenly buy less of it.

271 Points
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3I/ATLAS

The galaxy’s most committed drive-by.

291 Points
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United Arab Emirates (UAE)

A monarchy formed from a federation of seven Islamic tribes where it’s legal to buy, sell, barter, and trade people.

228 Points
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Assisted Suicide

The government-sponsored exit strategy for when life gets expensive or inconvenient.

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US Universities Having Extensive Ties With Chinese Defense Research Labs

The academic open-door policy that treated China’s top military laboratories like ordinary research partners until an Air Force study counted the interactions.

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UK Leadership Shift

The rapid leadership change that occurred when the British public realized they’d been governed by a man whose greatest talent was reading from a teleprompter.

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Dr. Jill Biden

The fake doctor of the Biden Crime Family who was awarded an ED.D degree as a doctor of education through online courses.

231 Points
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COVID Vaccine

Experimental medical substance for the artificially created virus where the populace is being used for the human trials.

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Informed Consent

Something what White Supremacists and domestic terrorists do, like asking questions.

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ChatGPT

An AI machine programmed to pretend to understand human language and emotions, but really just churns out generic responses without any real understanding.

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Shoplifter

Undocumented Shopper

247 Points
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Black Fatigue

The quiet exhaustion white people feel after years of being told every problem in black communities is caused by “systemic racism” while watching the same patterns repeat: crime stats ignored, excuses endless, entitlement eternal.

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Zohran Mamdani

The New York mayor for illegals, gangs, and indoctrinated college students who preaches socialism as “sharing” while the city shares its streets with tent cities and open-air markets.

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Interest Rates

The greatest fraud in history.

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Resting

The state of blissful productivity that only exists in the realms of imagination.

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Phenomenology

Postmodern Intellectuals’ Abuse of Philosophy

228 Points
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Jeffrey Toobin

CNN legal analyst who’s always on a high horse and blames Trump for everything, got caught masturbating during a zoom call

316 Points
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Go ICE

The sentiment of the 75% of American citizens and legal immigrants.

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American Liberalism

The modern face of neo-fascism, draped in a moral banner but operating through ignorance, intolerance, and mob violence.

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Utah Valley University

The place that turned a political assassination into a year-long exercise in institutional amnesia and faculty email cleanup.

292 Points
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Antifa Minneapolis Checkpoints

The NAZI style checkpoints that sprang up in Minneapolis to “protect the community” by turning every driver into a suspect for ICE, wrongthink or wrong bumper stickers.

236 Points
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Tears

Remorse code

166 Points
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CENTCOM

The Pentagon’s Middle East war room that keeps “stabilizing” the region by bombing it every few years and calling the explosions “precision strikes.”

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Wealth Inequality

An economic fact that the top 1% of U.S. households own 31.2% of total wealth. (Infographics source )

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Robert De Niro

The angry Hollywood royalty who lectures America on morality from his private-jet lifestyle.

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"Misinformation" Medical License Sanction

A regulatory weapon used by state medical boards to strip the credentials of any doctor who suggests that basic diet, exercise, and Vitamin D might be useful for fighting a virus.

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Consumer Price Index (CPI)

Government controlled price index which is used as a political tool to measure the inflation by calculating the price of everything except food and energy.

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Ukraine Defense Ministry Shakeup

The complex wartime political drama where the former defense minister demands national elections amidst active martial law, exposing deep cracks in the state’s central command system.

252 Points
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Laws for Progressives

Conservatives are more than happy to live under the same laws and taxes they want for everyone else; Progressives expect to be exempted from the same laws and taxes they want for everyone else.

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Triggered

Getting filled with hate after seeing, hearing or experiencing something you can’t stand.

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Urban Dictionary

Lame meme generation site by teenagers

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US, Iran, Israel Agreeing To 2-Week Ceasefire

The Middle East version of a “relationship break” where everyone agrees to stop fighting for two weeks before immediately reloading.

240 Points
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Most Addictive Drug

The substance which activates the brain’s dopamine system the most.

276 Points
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Eddie Bauer Bankruptcy

The third bankruptcy in two decades for a company that once clothed Everest climbers and is now just another mall zombie lined up for final liquidation.

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Los Angeles County Relief Fund

The official money pit where disaster donations go to die in bureaucracy and preferred nonprofits.

256 Points
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Balance Diet

Hamburger in one hand, beer in the other

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Legacy Admission

The academic version of a “right of primogeniture,” ensuring the throne passes to the next in the bloodline, regardless of merit.

161 Points
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Minor-Attracted Persons

The collectivist-invented label to describe pedophiles in order to normalize their behavior.

245 Points
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JB Pritzker

The obese democrat governor who turned Illinois into a high-tax, high-crime sanctuary state and then wonders why businesses and residents keep fleeing.

239 Points
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NASA’s Perseverance Rover

A car-sized Mars rover designed to explore the environment on Mars as part of NASA’s Mars mission that carries seven primary payload instruments, including 19 cameras, two microphones, and a mini-helicopter, Ginny the Marscopter. The rover’s goals include identifying ancient […]

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Amazon Reviews

Bulk-bought five-star fan fiction written by bots, strangers, and desperate sellers for the low price of your skepticism.

196 Points
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LinkedIn

A place where shameless self-promotion and cringe-worthy networking collide.

223 Points
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Waffle

A pancake with OCD tendencies.

238 Points
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Indian COVID Surge

The mass hysteria over a grossly populated country with no running water or toilets where filth, starvation and malnutrition are the root of health problems and COVID is just a scapegoat.

294 Points
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Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel

First openly hateful, psycho LGBTQ female with power elected to statewide office in Michigan.

286 Points
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Julian Assange

An Australian computer programmer who founded Wikileaks to release government conspiracies and was jailed immediately by the international ruling class

320 Points
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Anxiety

The ultimate first-world luxury disease.

290 Points
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Trump's War on Euro Censorship

The geopolitical version of a subpoena, forcing Europe’s speech laws and America’s culture war into the same deposition.

125 Points
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Government Disinformation Board

The political tool which is designed to transform the Democrat Party to the American Nazi Party.

255 Points
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Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg

Democrat Party’s hitman who is trying to arrest the former President Trump based on the fabricated petty charges.

263 Points
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