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American Values

The ideas that built the most prosperous and free society in history, now regularly denounced as oppressive by people living under their protection.

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JB Pritzker

The obese democrat governor who turned Illinois into a high-tax, high-crime sanctuary state and then wonders why businesses and residents keep fleeing.

239 Points
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Gaza

The perpetual victim zone where every building is a hospital, every hospital is a rocket factory, and every rocket is Israel’s fault.

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News

The report of the same thing happening today that happened yesterday, but to different people

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Strait of Hormuz Reopening

Proof that in geopolitics, “peace” sometimes just means “we bribed them to stop attacking ships for a little while.”

235 Points
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Travel Brochure

A trip teaser

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Massachusetts Abortion Law

The new statute that removes the 24-week limit and lets doctors decide an abortion is fine at any point in the pregnancy, including the final days before birth.

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Somali Piracy Surge

The seaborne version of “why work when you can simply take what others have built and demand payment for its return.”

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Low-Hanging Fruit

The absolute easiest tasks that everyone eagerly rushes to finish so they can avoid doing any real work.

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Pearl Harbor

The Sunday morning surprise that turned a sleepy naval base into the most expensive wake-up call in history.

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Middle East

A region that used to be cool and fascinating before Islam took over.

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Monday

The reason Sunday sucks.

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European Elites

The out-of-touch aristocracy that lectures you about democracy while rigging every institution to prevent actual democracy.

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Warren Buffett

The most successful Insider Trader of Wall Street

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Star Trek

A science fiction television series about the future where inter-galaxy trips are common, time is manipulated, teleportation becomes public transportation, all illnesses, crime and poverty are eliminated but baldness is still not cured.

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Chud

Canibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller and originates from the 1984 film C.H.U.D. But is now used to describe ugly stupid people. Most notably in the Kevin Smith film Clerks 2(2006).

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Wedding

The event where families who secretly hate each other smile for photos and pretend everything is perfect.

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Peter Hotez

CNN’s TV doctor who received millions of dollars in grants from Fauci’s NIAID since 1993 and later called for a legislation “to expand federal hate crime protections” to make criticism of Fauci a felony.

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U.S. Military Budget

$1 Trillion monster, half of which will likely go to defense contractors.

254 Points
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Senate Banking Committee

The elite congressional club where senators pretend to regulate Wall Street while quietly getting rich off the same banks they’re supposed to oversee.

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Government Disinformation Board

The political tool which is designed to transform the Democrat Party to the American Nazi Party.

255 Points
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Democrat Party

The party of Treason, Corruption, and Incompetence

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Declaring Hormuz Strait A Territory Of The US

The geopolitical equivalent of “if you can’t stop closing it, we’ll just take the keys.”

289 Points
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Common Sense

A self-imposed punishment where you’re sentenced to deal with everyone who’s clearly lacking it.

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2021 Grammy Awards

Trash Culture Acknowledgment Contest

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Revoking Visas of Foreign Nationals Accused of Crimes

The act of treating immigration law as actual law rather than a set of optional guidelines.

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Core-Hours Mandate

A strict company policy requiring everyone to sit in an uncomfortable office chair from 9 to 5, ensuring that the middle management team has a captive audience for their daily monologues.

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FOMO Tourism

The Instagram-fueled race to check off landmarks before the algorithm decides they’re no longer trendy.

146 Points
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Lolita Express

Free direct flight to Pedophile Island

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German

The most unpleasant language ever created.

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UK Rape-Gang Report

The official document that confirmed over 250,000 young white British girls were systematically raped by grooming gangs, mostly Pakistani Muslim men, while authorities looked the other way for decades.

278 Points
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Proposition 50

The “map hacking” law that turned California redistricting into a Democratic cheat code, packing voters to rig outcomes forever.

168 Points
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Antibody Dependent Enhancement (ADE)

An overstimulation of immune system response that can cause severe injuries and death when mRNA vaccinated individuals subsequently encounter the wild viruses.

327 Points
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Blaccident

Randomly occurring calamity caused by the mandatory DEI hiring practices, also see FUBAR.

247 Points
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Tom Brady

Best Quarterback ever played.

235 Points
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Black Lives Matter (BLM)

Ultra-Racist American Terrorist Organization, funded by Globalhomo and supported by the Democrat Party.

506 Points
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Woke Odyssey

The multimillion-dollar Hollywood production that turned Homer’s ancient Greek epic into a modern DEI checklist, proving even Christopher Nolan couldn’t resist the urge to race-swap and gender-swap Western classics.

281 Points
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Jerusalem

The holy site that proves God has an excellent sense of humor and a terrible sense of real estate management.

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Jean-Luc Brunel

Jeffrey Epstein’s ‘best mate’ and pimp who has been imprisoned since 2020 on charges aided Epstein’s sex-trafficking enterprise, has been coincidently found hanged in his cell just like his boss without any witnesses.

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Luxury Beliefs

Virtue signaling concepts such as Defund the Police, Open borders, LGBTQ, etc promoted by the wealthy elite without direct consequences -to them.

228 Points
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3I/ATLAS

The galaxy’s most committed drive-by.

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Ukraine – Russia War

The war against Russia conducted by the U.S. Empire and its NATO minions – with the Ukrainians as mere expandable proxies.

395 Points
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Fertilizer Shortage

The supply chain disaster where geopolitical games meet agricultural reality and the poor get to experience “equity” through empty shelves.

179 Points
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Super Bowl

NFL championship game, where we see 30 second clips of black athletes running in between overhyped woke commercials.

336 Points
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NEET

An acronym for “Not in Education, Employment, or Training”, refers to a person who is unemployed and not receiving an education or vocational training; see Social Justice activist.

200 Points
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Ursula von der Leyen

Europe’s unelected authoritarian ruler.

261 Points
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School

a place where parents pay and children play

159 Points
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Gun-Free Zone

A restrictive area where most crimes take place.

235 Points
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Groups Funding Minnesota Protests

The Democrat Party’s unofficial protest payroll that keeps the Racial Justice Network and BLM Minnesota chapters flush with cash for the next “mostly peaceful” disruption.

166 Points
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The Butt Baby

A prosthetic baby that can be inserted deep into the loving embrace of the rectum, where a transgender man can experience and celebrate the miracle of child birth.

257 Points
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