Salty Dictionary – Express Yourself

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Sunk Cost Fallacy

The silent partner in every bad decision that refuses to admit it was a mistake.

235 Points
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Small Business Loans

The government-backed debt that turns “be your own boss” into “be your own debt collector.”

124 Points
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Air Taxi

The airborne fantasy that will move urban traffic congestion 500 feet higher.

201 Points
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ADHD

The contemporary excuse for poor parenting, bad schools, and too much screen time.

222 Points
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Iran Women Soccer Players Defecting in Australia

The reminder that Iran’s “women’s rights” are as real as their “peaceful” nuclear program.

133 Points
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Market Maker

The Wall Street wizard who “provides liquidity” by front-running your trades and skimming pennies on every transaction.

266 Points
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Price Controls

The economic magic trick that turns shortages into emergencies and black markets into the only place to buy anything.

291 Points
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Oil volatility

The global mood swing where supply and demand meet politics and everyone loses except the futures traders.

134 Points
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Small Business Administration

The bureaucracy that loans money to startups then spends more on compliance audits than the businesses spend on growth.

94 Points
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Rare Earth Minerals

The unrenewable source behind “renewable” energy and sustainability virtue, mined in places with zero environmental oversight.

223 Points
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Big Tech

The modern feudal lord that rents you your own data while charging you for the privilege of being spied on.

222 Points
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Humanoid Soldiers

The next-gen troop that marches without morale, fights without fear, and gets scrapped without funerals.

224 Points
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Bless Your Heart

The Southern way of saying “You’re an idiot” with a smile.

203 Points
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Foreigners Receiving Small Business Loans

The ultimate diversity hire for the economy.

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Canada

Home of the defenseless

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Hims & Hers

The telehealth startup that turned male insecurity and female contraception into a billion-dollar subscription service.

213 Points
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Ramadan

The holy month that turns caffeine withdrawal into a form of worship.

245 Points
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Loss Aversion

The invisible force that makes “sunk cost” the most expensive phrase in the English language.

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Iran Tanker Attacks

The Middle Eastern version of a peaceful protest by burning down your own neighborhood and blaming the West.

288 Points
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Arizona Election Audit

A recount audit Democrat Party filed a lawsuit to stop.

265 Points
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Burisma

A Ukrainian oil and natural gas company owned by Ukrainian oligarch Mykola Zlochevsky who bribed the Biden Family to force the Ukrainian government to stop bribery corruption charges against them.

442 Points
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Rap music

A black vernacular music style designed around the following concepts: Nigga, ho, bitch, pussy, rims

642 Points
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Shortages

The signature of Totalitarian collectivist regimes.

259 Points
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1927 Solvay Conference

The most famous conference in 1927 on Electrons and Photons, where 17 of the 29 attendees were or became Nobel Prize winners.

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Bisexual

The ability to reach down someone’s pants and be satisfied with whatever you find.

390 Points
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Golden Retriever

A social requirement for the white middle class families with two kids and SUV.

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Tom Brady

Best Quarterback ever played.

235 Points
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Grammar Police

Unsolicited people who feel obliged to serve and correct.

204 Points
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Jen Psaki

Baghdad Bob of the Biden’s White House.

256 Points
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Uyghur

Turkic Muslims living in Xinjiang, western China, which are heavily-oppressed by the Chinese Communist Party and conveniently ignored by the West .

267 Points
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Tomorrow

The best time to do everything that was planned for today.

271 Points
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Texas Elementary School Shooting

Another mass shooting by an 18-year-old, Salvador Ramos, who has also been killed.

194 Points
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Christmas

The time of the year people sit in front of a plastic tree, eat candy out of socks, and listen 50’s music.

358 Points
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Blockchain

A spectacularly inefficient way to prove you own a JPEG of a monkey, disguised as an economic revolution.

103 Points
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Insurrectionist Federal Judges

The unelected black-robed tyrants who block presidential policies they dislike, slap nationwide injunctions on executive orders, rewrite laws to fit their ideology, and call it “judicial review” while pretending they’re not running a judicial dictatorship.

217 Points
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Social Harmony

The progressive ideal where everyone agrees with the approved narrative.

117 Points
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Climate Change

The apocalyptic fan-fiction that turned weather into a moral crusade, taxes into salvation, and your gas stove into a hate crime.

321 Points
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Musician

One who wears a tuxedo and smashes metal plates into each other

276 Points
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Aircraft Carrier

Necessary firearm choice for the US Navy for international bullying.

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Treason

The crime of intentionally betraying one’s allegiance by levying war against the government or giving aid or comfort to its enemies, see Fifth column.

188 Points
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Knoxville

The city that’s close enough to the mountains to feel outdoorsy and far enough from Nashville to avoid the hipster tax.

171 Points
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The Bride

The feminist horror-romance that promised liberation from patriarchy but delivered two-plus hours of random stylistic choices and forced woke lectures instead.

172 Points
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Costco

A disorganized, warehouse looking discount store you have to pay to get in

352 Points
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Hospital

The place you open your eyes after saying “watch this!”

10 Points
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Fitch

The masters of financial predictions who are always one step behind reality.

192 Points
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Pro-ICE Super Bowl Ad

The prime-time reminder that someone still has the job of deporting violent felons, even if the rest of the broadcast pretends borders don’t exist.

235 Points
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Ron DeSantis

Competent Florida Governor who is not afraid to stand up to the totalitarian woke cult.

259 Points
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Graham Hancock

A British journalist and author whose research and writing focuses on the theory that a global cataclysm around 12,000 B.C. wiped out a great advanced civilization, a supposition that dares to challenge historical dogma crafted by archeologists hiding in the […]

216 Points
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Boeing

An American aircraft company that builds the best self-crashing airplanes.

252 Points
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Ilhan Omar

Somalian Muslim Terrorist in the House

426 Points
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