Salty Dictionary – Express Yourself

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"Open the Fuckin' Strait"

The evolution of American diplomacy from “Talk softly and carry a big stick” to using profanity without a stick.

264 Points
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Norm Eisen

The Lawfare ninja who spent a decade trying to turn Donald Trump into a convicted felon through every legal trick in the book.

284 Points
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International Energy Agency

The elite climate cult that spends millions flying to conferences to discuss how poor people should freeze in the dark for the greater good.

271 Points
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Easter

A Christian holiday acknowledging the existence of Zombies by commemorating the resurrection of Jesus from the dead on the third day after his burial following his crucifixion.

332 Points
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Removing LGBT Books From Kids' Section

The dangerous extremism of believing 6-year-olds don’t need illustrated guides to gender ideology and adult sexual practices.

184 Points
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Prediction Markets

The financial tool that makes pundits, pollsters, and “experts” look like clowns on a daily basis.

251 Points
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CCP Spyware

The digital leash China quietly attaches to millions of Western users under the innocent label of “affordable technology.”

245 Points
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Rescue of American Pilots in Iran

The successful rescue that exposed how some Americans root harder for enemy victories than for their own pilots’ safe return.

279 Points
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Nancy Pelosi

One of the biggest frauds in the history of American Politics

293 Points
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Antonio Gramsci

The father of modern cultural Marxism, who taught leftists to conquer institutions from within rather than fight them from without.

267 Points
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Higher Energy Prices

The silent wealth transfer from working families to political donors and foreign energy suppliers.

279 Points
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Espresso Machine

The over-engineered contraption that makes simple coffee feel like rocket science and simple mornings feel like a hostage situation.

270 Points
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FAFO

The short, brutal summary of every Darwin Award winner’s life story in four letters.

278 Points
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Animal Farm

The novel by George Orwell that was published in 1945 as a satire of Communism telling the story of a group of farm animals who rebel against their tyrannical human farmer, hoping to create a society based on social justice, […]

233 Points
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Compelled Speech

The authoritarian art of forcing people to say things they don’t believe, then punishing them for remaining silent.

301 Points
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Colorado Forces Lawyers To Swear They Won't Help Feds

The loyalty oath where attorneys must pledge to break the federal law or get locked out of the entire state court e-filing system.

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Biden’s UN Ambassador

A racist black female ‘diplomat’, Linda Thomas-Greenfield, who hates her country and declares to the world that “White supremacy is weaved into our founding documents and principles”

236 Points
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Autocorrect

Something you wish that the guy who invented it burns in hello

222 Points
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New York

One city state where 50% of its population doesn’t speak English.

112 Points
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Minor-Attracted Persons

The collectivist-invented label to describe pedophiles in order to normalize their behavior.

245 Points
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Russia-Ukraine Conflict

A regional war U.S will lose.

290 Points
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Mandatory Vaccination

Applied fascism by the government to force people to be part of the largest unapproved medical experiment in the history of the mankind.

317 Points
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Pakistan Suicide Bombs

The explosive feedback loop where exporting terrorism abroad eventually upgrades to domestic home delivery with free collateral damage.

176 Points
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Creditor

A man who has a better memory than a debtor

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3I/ATLAS

The galaxy’s most committed drive-by.

291 Points
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Email

Boomers’ preferred method of spreading virtual wisdom and cat memes.

303 Points
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Kakistocracy

A government run by unprincipled career politicians, corporations and thieves that panders to the worst vices in our nature.

200 Points
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Boomer Fatigue

The exhaustion felt by everyone under 50 from hearing “back in my day” followed by advice that hasn’t worked since 1985.

146 Points
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First Republic Bank

Another U.S. bank bankrupted to prove the excellence of the financial system.

248 Points
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Pro-Maduro Protests

Street marches in America defending a dictator who just got zip-tied by U.S. special forces.

147 Points
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First Responders

Medical staff who are not as concerned with medicine, science or health and went from heroes to zeroes in less than a year.

231 Points
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God Save The Queen

Latest gaffe of the unelected president whose mental health is declining faster than Ukrainian body count.

227 Points
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Family Secret

The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common “enemy”

278 Points
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Privilege

The social credit deduction automatically applied to anyone who doesn’t fit the approved oppression narrative.

326 Points
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Universal Basic Income

The policy that turns productive citizens into dependents while printing money to pay for the privilege.

174 Points
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Diplomat

someone who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age

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Gazprom

The energy supplier the EU pretends to have divorced while still sneaking in for weekend visits through third-party terminals.

252 Points
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Merit-Based Admissions

College admission standards that the San Francisco school board eliminated because of racism and faced with a record number ‘D’s and ‘F’s as a result.

228 Points
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Emmanuel Macron

French president who runs the country with his mother

370 Points
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Oscars 2026

The virtue-signaling award ceremony where Best Picture went to a film glorifying Antifa terrorism in the wake of numerous attacks by far-left activists and a $100 million loss.

326 Points
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Steve Bannon

Former White House Rat Who Will Soon Be Epsteined

240 Points
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Anti-Fraud Task Force

The government program that proves the best way to fight fraud is to create more layers of people who can be bribed.

253 Points
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K.

OK but with anger.

194 Points
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Late-Night TV

The weekday propaganda show that went from Johnny Carson to professional Trump derangement therapy sessions with laugh tracks.

273 Points
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Cancel Culture

An oppressive left-wing collective culture, in which people are fired, discredited, exiled, and impoverished by an ideologically crazy and politically manipulated mob over anything they disagree .

266 Points
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Missouri

A miserable State, which is too far north to have mild winters, and too far south to have mild summers

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White Supremacy

Being polite, respectful, civilized, educated, articulate, hardworking, and goal-oriented, speaking properly, showing emotional restraint, willing to delay gratification, and respecting law and order..

641 Points
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Digital ID

The government’s dream of turning your entire existence into a single barcode that can be scanned, tracked, and shut off if you post the wrong meme.

252 Points
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NATO's Proxy War In Ukraine

The final nail in the coffin of the American Empire.

205 Points
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Seattle Mayor Katie B. Wilson

The Antifa official who made Seattle so welcoming to criminals that even the criminals started complaining about the lack of services.

193 Points
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