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Geography

The science of location that proves proximity to water still beats proximity to ideology every time.

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Department of Education

The federal bureaucracy that proved you can spend infinite money on education and still graduate students who can’t read their own diplomas.

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UC-Berkeley

An overhyped Hispanic-serving institution for the overachieving asians and privileged white kids

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Ph.D.

Academic degree awarded to people who has learned more and more about less and less so that eventually they know everything about nothing at all.

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March Madness

The annual ritual where college kids who can’t legally drink become national heroes for two weeks while everyone else loses money on brackets.

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Aaron Kheriaty

Professor of Psychiatry and the director of Ethics program at the University of California-Irvine School of Medicine who is fired by the institution for refusing the vaccine mandate.

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Denver Public Schools

Woke-infested institution that shows videos telling kids to avoid police as “Perpetrators Of Violence.”

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Academics

People who found something more interesting than practical work.

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Claudine Gay

Harvard diversity president of questionable competence, also known more for prolific plagiarism than educational prowess.

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University of Michigan

DEI-ideological-complex with a university attached.

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Academic Fraud

The noble art of turning fabrications into publications that will never be read, cited, or replicated.

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Ivy League

The collection of eight overpriced colleges where rich kids learn to hate capitalism while majoring in grievance studies funded by their capitalist parents’ trust funds.

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