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UC-Berkeley

An overhyped Hispanic-serving institution for the overachieving asians and privileged white kids

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Ph.D.

Academic degree awarded to people who has learned more and more about less and less so that eventually they know everything about nothing at all.

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Aaron Kheriaty

Professor of Psychiatry and the director of Ethics program at the University of California-Irvine School of Medicine who is fired by the institution for refusing the vaccine mandate.

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Academics

People who found something more interesting than practical work.

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UCLA

The California dream factory that charges Ivy League tuition to teach oppression, inequality, and the dangers of free speech to privileged students who hate capitalism.

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Teacher Losing Career Over Facebook Post Supporting ICE

Proof that school districts will protect students from wrong ideology more aggressively than they protect them from actual threats.

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Harvard-MIT Coffee Study

The academic effort to justify professors’ caffeine habits as “longevity research” while charging the public for the privilege.

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Social Media Bans For Teens

The act of outlawing the narrative government cannot spin then labeling it safety.

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Stolen Land

History for people who stopped learning after pronouns.

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Ivy League

The collection of eight overpriced colleges where rich kids learn to hate capitalism while majoring in grievance studies funded by their capitalist parents’ trust funds.

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Academic Fraud

The noble art of turning fabrications into publications that will never be read, cited, or replicated.

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University of Michigan

DEI-ideological-complex with a university attached.

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