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ChatGPT

An AI machine programmed to pretend to understand human language and emotions, but really just churns out generic responses without any real understanding.

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3I/ATLAS

The galaxy’s most committed drive-by.

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Geography

The science of location that proves proximity to water still beats proximity to ideology every time.

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Pluto

The solar system’s ultimate participation trophy winner.

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Singularity

The time when robots take over and we all become their minions.

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Asch Conformity Experiments

The proof that the majority doesn’t need facts or logic to make the minority doubt their own senses.

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Harvard-MIT Coffee Study

The academic effort to justify professors’ caffeine habits as “longevity research” while charging the public for the privilege.

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Lysenkoism

The philosophy that says if reality doesn’t fit the ideology, then reality is the one that needs to change.

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Cis

A person whose gender identity is so boringly aligned with their birth certificate that no one has ever written a think piece about it.

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Titan

Saturn’s deep-frozen stepchild where rain catches fire, rivers flow uphill, and the dunes are made of life’s leftovers.

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JAMA

The progressive echo chamber where woke science fiction is published as research.

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Game Theory

The mathematical framework that proves trust is a luxury good only affordable when the payoffs for betrayal are low or the cops are watching.

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