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ChatGPT

An AI machine programmed to pretend to understand human language and emotions, but really just churns out generic responses without any real understanding.

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3I/ATLAS

The galaxy’s most committed drive-by.

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Lysenkoism

The philosophy that says if reality doesn’t fit the ideology, then reality is the one that needs to change.

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Hypersonic Missile

Russia’s high-tech missile that flies at speeds of mach 12 to mach 15 and nothing in western defensive arsenals can stop its strike.

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Cis

A person whose gender identity is so boringly aligned with their birth certificate that no one has ever written a think piece about it.

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Nuclear Fusion

Arenewable, mass-energy production method that we are always 5 years away being ready since 1979.

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Singularity

The time when robots take over and we all become their minions.

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Scientific Fiction

Radical contempt for facts where the distinction between true and false no longer exist.

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Trofim Lysenko

Soviet agronomist who killed as many people as Fauci by starving millions based on the party-approved science that the gene was a “social construct” and that plants could absorb the traits of their socialist environment.

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536

The worst year to be alive for humans.

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Coronal Hole

A newly discovered sun’s geomagnetic storm which 30 times Earth’s size’, is hurling solar plasma towards Earth.

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Perseid Meteor Shower

Nature’s way of reminding us that even the stars work harder than entitled Democrats.

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