Americans – Salty Dictionary

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National Guard Troops in DC

The protection of the treasonous ruling elite from the American people.

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Memorial Day

Annual mattress buying event for Americans.

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Oprah

Chubby American entertainer from Mississippi who is known with her fake interviews and phony reactions.

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Halloween

The only time kids are encouraged to take candy from strangers

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American Realtor

A middle-age blond female, decorated with a high-pitched screeching voice and granite look, in addition to large but perfect white teeth, aggressive posture, fake smile, and a complete lack of knowledge about architecture, construction, finance and real estate.

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Social Contract

An agreement between the government and the people, defining the agreed upon rights and duties of each, that the Democrat Party broke by terrorizing half of the population with its paramilitary forces such as Antifa and BLM, and consequently by […]

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American Diet

The reason why Americans and socialized medicine don’t mix.

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Meghan Markle

Trashy American Gold-digger who was fired from the British royal family

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Family Reunion

Driving people to drink for over 100 years.

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Boston Dynamics

American futuristic robot production company.

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Paycheck

The form of payment that enables most Americans to live their daily lives.

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Deplorable

A pejorative term coined by Hillary Clinton to insult Trump supporters who believe in individual freedoms and refuse to be part of the totalitarian collective, well-educated, law-obeying, tax-paying, mostly White middle-class Americans.

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