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Snake

Tail with a face

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Golden Retriever

A dog breed version of an ideal partner: Loving, caring, playful, protective, happy, and good with kids.

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Bee

A fly with a fur coat

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Ground beef

Cow with no legs

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Animal Cruelty

Social Justice for BLM

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Zoo

Animal Concentration Camp

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Fifty

Seven-year old in dog years

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Jockey

A little human who makes little horses look big

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Cow

A biological machine invented by humans to turn grass into steak

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Chicken

The only animal we eat before it is born and after it is dead

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Animal Rights

A hypocritical concept, which applies only to animals with the following characteristics: rare, pretty, big, cute, furry, huggable, or lovable. Animals with Rights: Cats, Dogs, Dolphins, Whales, Cute bunnies, Panda Animals without Rights: Cockroaches, flies, sharks, tuna in tuna nets, scorpions, ants

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Mosquito

An insect that makes you like flies better

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