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Body Positivity

The progressive movement to celebrate fat, obesity, diabetes, and hypertension.

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Beyond Meat

Beyond Gay

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Diabetes

The lifestyle tax that turns sugar into poison and insulin into a monthly subscription.

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Balance Diet

Hamburger in one hand, beer in the other

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American Diet

The reason why Americans and socialized medicine don’t mix.

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Trans fat

The heart’s notorious double trouble.

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GLP-1 Weight-Loss Drugs

The pharmaceutical cheat code that lets people lose 15% of their body weight while their digestive system is being destroyed in the process.

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Keto

Rich man’s diet.

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Vegetarian

Native American definition for Lousy Hunter.’

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Popeyes

Overpriced, greasy chicken fastfood joint with ghetto staff and horrific service.

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