Emotions – Salty Dictionary

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Kiss

Something the child gets free, the young man steals, and the old man has to buy

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Fear

The uncanny ability to imagine the worst possible outcome while ignoring all statistical evidence.

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Lust

A male disease which created the porn industry

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Hope

A necessary ingredient for disappointment.

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Mixed emotions

The incredible skill of feeling utterly indecisive about how you should feel.

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