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Hijab

An Islamic dress code which represents oppression, male-domination, captivity, dependence, violence, intolerance, murder, pedophilia, and sexual perversion

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Men Fashion 2020

The Result of Demasculinization of America https://newscetera.com/men-fashion-2020-this-is-what-happens-when-you-kill-toxic-masculinity/

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Athleisure

A uniform-like style for women that makes them look like an overstuffed sausage casing, with the innards spilling out the top and bottom unattractively.

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Christian Dior

The fashion house that turned insecurity into profit by making women believe carrying the right logo will make them exclusive.

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Lululemon's See-Through Legging

The high-end leggings that reveal more than they conceal, making every lunge a public service announcement.

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Meta AI Ray-Bans

The wearable surveillance device disguised as cool shades that records your life, listens to your conversations, and feeds it all to Facebook’s ad machine.

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Louis Vuitton

The company that sells exclusivity to the masses and then wonders why its bags show up in every thrift store and counterfeit market.

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Waterproof mascara

A make-up device that comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but not when you try to remove it

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Sunglasses

A wearable device which allows you to stare at people without getting caught.

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Yeezy

Virtue signaling sneaker line by Kanye West that Adidas couldn’t sell.

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Jeans

Lower half of the international uniform of millennials

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Ray-Ban

The epitome of faux sophistication worn by self-proclaimed fashionistas.

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