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Super Bowl LIV

The 54th Super Bowl and the 50th modern-era National Football League championship game, where Kansas City Chiefs will kick azz.

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NFL

National Felons League

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Superbowl LVI

Virtue-signaling football event between Los Angeles Rams and Cincinnati Bengals that the NFL lost.

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Patrick Mahomes

Young Superstar quarterback of Kansas City Chiefs

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Kansas City Chiefs

Super Bowl LIV Champion

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Andy Reid

Obese football coach who won a Superbowl ring which is bigger than his mustache

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Super Bowl

NFL championship game, where we see 30 second clips of black athletes running in between overhyped woke commercials.

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Colin Kaepernick

Privileged, Anti-American Football Player

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Super Bowl LV

2021 Super Bowl game where Tom Brady won seventh ring as Tampa Bay Buccaneers crushed Kansas Chiefs 31-9.

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Chicago Bears

An NFL team who’s making other teams look good since 1986

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Tom Brady

Best Quarterback ever played.

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Super Bowl LVIII

Woke Propaganda Event which kicked off with the fabricated black national anthem, followed by Taylor Swift’s climate sermon, and wrapped up with the Kansas City Chiefs outscoring the San Francisco 49ers 25-22.

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