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    Polymarket

    The crypto gambling casino disguised as a “prediction market” where degens bet real money on elections, wars, and celebrity meltdowns while pretending it’s sophisticated market research.

    201 Points

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    March Madness

    The annual ritual where college kids who can’t legally drink become national heroes for two weeks while everyone else loses money on brackets.

    248 Points

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    Futures

    The sophisticated way to bet on tomorrow’s prices today while pretending you’re doing serious financial analysis instead of glorified gambling.

    278 Points

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    401(k)

    The retirement savings plan that turns your paycheck into Wall Street’s gambling money while promising you’ll be rich in 40 years if you don’t touch it.

    213 Points

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    CFTC

    The abbreviation for the government agency “Commodity Futures Trading Commission,” the one that watches the casino but only steps in after the roulette wheel falls off the table.

    268 Points