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Medical Doctor

A nerd who follows the orders of the medical cartel.

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Exercise

Physical activity can do wonders for the body.

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Monkeypox

A comic version of AIDS Lite.

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Health Insurance

The mandatory subscription service that charges you for access to care you may never use, then punishes you when you actually try to use it.

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UnitedHealth

The company that unites you with sky-high premiums, surprise bills, and the eternal hope that your claim might one day be approved.

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Dr. Peter McCullough

The most published cardiologist in history whose interviews about COVID vaccines are censored by the social media for violating their Community Standards.

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Medicare

The entitlement program that turns seniors into dependents and the budget into fiction.

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Hippocratic Oath

The oath doctors take before they’re instructed to prioritize compliance over consent and ideology over science.

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Routine Childhood Vaccination

The government mandate that turns healthy kids into lifelong pharma customers.

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American Hospitals

Luxury hotels where you check in for a broken arm and check out with a second mortgage and a side of bankruptcy.

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Pfizer

Karen’s favorite political medicine brand.

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Paxlovid

Pfizer’s Covid drug, which is merely a “dressed up” ivermectin molecule with little difference other than price.

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