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Property Taxes

The Annual punishment of home ownership.

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Laundry

The only place you are legally allowed to segregate whites from blacks

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Refinancing

The art of resetting your 30-year mortgage clock to another 30 years just when you thought you were halfway to owning your home free and clear.

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Roof

The architect’s brilliant solution to make sure rainwater finds its way inside the house while pretending to protect it.

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Florida Foreclosures

The inevitable outcome when a $400,000 condo in a flood zone comes with flood insurance premiums that exceed the mortgage payment itself.

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PulteGroup

The legacy homebuilder that still pretends it’s building “communities” instead of just stamping out beige rectangles on former farmland.

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