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Karl Marx

The original dirty, smelly, and shiftless hippie, whose dream of a utopia led to millions of deaths at the hands of tyrants in the last century

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Ideological Contagion

The self-replicating belief system that convinces people to work against their own interests while feeling morally superior for doing so.

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Ideological Conformity

The progressive requirement that everyone must think exactly alike while pretending they celebrate diversity.

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Chronicle of Higher Education

The official newsletter of the academic grift industry, where declining standards, skyrocketing tuition, and ideological capture are always framed as exciting progress.

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Academic Freedom

The university’s favorite slogan used as a shield for ideological conformity and a weapon against dissent.

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Scientific American

The magazine that went from explaining science to preaching ideology while calling it “science communication.”

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Oscars 2026

The virtue-signaling award ceremony where Best Picture went to a film glorifying Antifa terrorism in the wake of numerous attacks by far-left activists and a $100 million loss.

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Woke Starfleet Academy

The woke reboot that proves even 1,000 years in the future, Hollywood still can’t imagine a galaxy without fat lesbians, autistic sidekicks, and white girl-bosses lecturing about feelings.

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American Association of University Professors

The organization that turned “tenure” into lifetime employment protection for ideological enforcers and professional activists.

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Ideology

The fancy word for “I stopped thinking and started repeating slogans.”

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Capitalism

The system that rewards innovation and punishes laziness, which is exactly why so many people hate it

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Antisemitism

The prejudice that unites medieval peasants, Nazi intellectuals, Middle Eastern jihadists, and Western progressives in perfect ideological harmony.

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