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UnitedHealth

The company that unites you with sky-high premiums, surprise bills, and the eternal hope that your claim might one day be approved.

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Health Insurance

The mandatory subscription service that charges you for access to care you may never use, then punishes you when you actually try to use it.

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Life Insurance

a contract that keeps you poor all your life so that your survivors can be rich after you die

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AAA

The boomer emergency kit that still prints paper maps because some members refuse to believe GPS exists.

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Blue Cross Blue Shield

A health insurance company whose primary business plan is to collect premiums and deny claims.

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Kaiser Permanante

The ultimate breeding ground for “medical malpractice” excellence.

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Florida Foreclosures

The inevitable outcome when a $400,000 condo in a flood zone comes with flood insurance premiums that exceed the mortgage payment itself.

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