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Google

Military contractor with the ability to track to use free speech on the Internet as a way to circumvent state control over media.

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ChatGPT

An AI machine programmed to pretend to understand human language and emotions, but really just churns out generic responses without any real understanding.

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Wikipedia

Fascism propaganda center disguised as a pseudo encyclopedia.

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Instacart

Shopping app for lazy people

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GoFundMe

Internet begging site where criminals raise bail money for miscellaneous charges, such as assault, battery, looting, riot, and rape.

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Email

Boomers’ preferred method of spreading virtual wisdom and cat memes.

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Internet

A vast array of porn and cat videos

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Facebook Outage

Some anomaly that took Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp down worldwide after DNS records vanish, one day ahead of whistleblower testimony.

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WebMD

An internet medical information site that makes a mild cold into deadly disease that will kill you within the next 24 hours.

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Student

One who copies and pastes things off the internet

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Snapchat

Another useless woke social media company whose business model relies on 12 yr olds with credit card.

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Apple

Overpriced tool for fascism.

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