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Elizabeth Holmes

Female version of Zuckerberg who is found guilty of defrauding startup investors who wanted to defraud the public.

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Tesla Investor Day

Nasdaq bubble’s major contributor celebration day.

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Gold

Investment for shiny rocks

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Luxury Investment

Rich people’s lucrative hobby.

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Warren Buffett

The most successful Insider Trader of Wall Street

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IPO

The magical moment when a startup sells shares to the public and founders become instant billionaires while retail investors buy the top.

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Berkshire Hathaway

Buffett’s legendary conglomerate that buys boring companies then sits on piles of cash while everyone else chases the next meme stock.

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Hedge Fund

The elite casino where managers bet other people’s money, charge 2% just for showing up, and keep 20% of winnings while investors eat the losses.

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SoftBank

The ultimate proof that if you throw enough money at enough startups, you can lose enough money to make history.

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American Gold Eagles

Uncle Sam’s official way of turning your retirement savings into collectible jewelry at a markup.

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Precious Metals

The only asset class that loses to inflation-adjusted stocks for decades and still gets called “safe haven.”

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