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Indeed

The modern unemployment simulator where companies post fake listings just to collect resumes for their database.

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AI Job Scams

The dystopian upgrade to traditional fraud where AI writes the fake job posting, conducts the fake interview, and then asks for your bank details to “process your offer.”

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Bullshit Jobs

The modern employment category where people get paid six figures to attend meetings, send emails, and pretend their existence serves any actual purpose.

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Self Checkout

The quiet humiliation ritual where you do the cashier’s job, the bagger’s job, and the customer service rep’s job for free.

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AI Job-Cuts

The modern economic miracle that creates record productivity and record unemployment at the same time.

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The Great Resignation

Voluntary exodus from the workforce due to safe & effective vaccine mandates.

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Team player

An office worker who isn’t supposed to question authority.

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Indeed

Largest jobs website who lays off employees citing a challenging macroeconomic backdrop and tell them to find jobs.

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Amazon Cutting 16,000 Jobs

The corporate spring cleaning where Amazon decides 16,000 people are the clutter in their trillion-dollar garage.

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Administrative Assistant

A secretary with a title who gets paid almost nothing but required to do almost everything.

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Work

An unpopular way to earn money in generational welfare hoods

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Four-day work week

The magical schedule where you cram five days of procrastination into four, call it “productivity,” and pretend burnout vanished overnight.

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