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NATO

Employment agency for the military elite.

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Military Coup Threat in France

The warning of French Military Chiefs Who Threatened To Seize Control From Macron Over Inaction On Radical Islam. (Source: Daily Mail)

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Pentagon

U.S Government’s Democracy Delivery Branch

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Military Parade of the Indian Army

Circus caliber parade that gives fear to friends and confidence to enemies.

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War

America’s most effective geography teacher.

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Military Recruitment Shortfalls

The inevitable result of White males not wanting to to serve a corrupt regime that openly despises them.

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'Go get your own oil'

The classic Trump line aimed at NATO partners who close airspace to U.S. planes, stay out of the fight, and still expect the U.S. Navy to babysit their energy supplies.

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Asymmetric Warfare

The low-budget masterclass that turns billion-dollar aircraft carriers into floating targets for speedboats and RPGs.

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US Separation From NATO

The long-overdue breakup where America finally stops being Europe’s sugar daddy after 80 years of carrying their defense budget.

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Pacific Ocean

The ocean that separates California from reality and the U.S. mainland from the rapidly expanding Chinese navy.

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European Nuclear Umbrella

The post-Cold War delusion that two medium powers with aging arsenals can deter Russia without the U.S. while Europe slashes defense budgets.

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Discombobulator

The black-ops device that made Maduro wake up in handcuffs wondering if last night’s rum was spiked with freedom.

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