music – Salty Dictionary

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Neil Young

Fascist hippie singer from the 70s who demanded Spotify pull his entire music catalog from their platform unless they silence podcaster Joe Rogan for spreading “fake information” about vaccines.

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Spotify

Music and podcast streaming service of progressive-approved content.

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Rap music

A black vernacular music style designed around the following concepts: Nigga, ho, bitch, pussy, rims

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Soundcore

The earbuds by Anker that is designed to fail.

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Quartet

A band of four players, all of whom think that the other three can’t sing

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Musician

One who wears a tuxedo and smashes metal plates into each other

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Bruce Springsteen

Overrated middle-age singer who looks and sounds as if he’s extremely constipated, regardless of what he’s singing.

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Eurovision 2022

The political music context among European nations where virtue signaling is paramount, Russia is banned, and Ukraine is the predetermined winner.

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Chick Corea

The jazz pianist and composer who won 23 Grammy awards when Grammies were still about music , has died of a rare form of cancer.

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Classical Music

Metal music before electricity

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Eric Clapton

Legendary musician who broke the legendary obedience of rock musicians and their compliance with the party line by reporting the side effects of his double vaccination.

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