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Body Positivity

The progressive movement to celebrate fat, obesity, diabetes, and hypertension.

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Oscar Awards

The self-congratulatory woke parade where stars virtue-signal about inclusion while the ratings plummet into irrelevance.

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Liberal Fascism

Global totalitarian collectivism as represented by the Democrat Party in the United States.

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Wealth Tax

The socialist dream that punishes saving and rewards spending until everyone is equally broke.

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Minor-Attracted Persons

The collectivist-invented label to describe pedophiles in order to normalize their behavior.

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Woke Purity Test

Obligatory responses for single-answer questions every progressive must know.

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America's Dark-Money NGOs

The progressive dark pool that funds everything from open-borders activism to climate hysteria to gender ideology without ever disclosing real donors or real impact.

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More Than A Game

The ACLU’s heartwarming ad campaign that proves sports are about politics, Lysenkoism, and crushing girls’ dreams in the name of progress.

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American Academy of Pediatrics

The once-respected pediatric group that traded science for ideology, now pushing puberty blockers and cross-sex hormones on confused kids while calling parents who question it “bigots.”

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Anti-ICE Agitator Deaths

The inevitable outcome when Antifa-adjacent lunatics discover that ICE isn’t a college safe space and bullets don’t care about your pronouns.

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AP Stylebook

The leftist language police manual that dictates how journalists must twist words to fit progressive narratives while pretending it’s just “neutral” journalism.

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Activism

The career path for people who want to feel important without ever having to produce anything useful or take real responsibility.

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