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Body Positivity

The progressive movement to celebrate fat, obesity, diabetes, and hypertension.

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Gender-Transition Treatment For Minors

The activist-driven trend that turns pediatric care into a political battlefield and kids into mass shooters .

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Oscar Awards

The self-congratulatory woke parade where stars virtue-signal about inclusion while the ratings plummet into irrelevance.

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Liberal Fascism

Global totalitarian collectivism as represented by the Democrat Party in the United States.

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From the River to the Sea

The progressive slogan that calls for Palestinian freedom by erasing Israel from the map while pretending it’s just about “equality.”

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Wealth Tax

The socialist dream that punishes saving and rewards spending until everyone is equally broke.

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Minor-Attracted Persons

The collectivist-invented label to describe pedophiles in order to normalize their behavior.

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Anti-ICE Agitator Deaths

The inevitable outcome when Antifa-adjacent lunatics discover that ICE isn’t a college safe space and bullets don’t care about your pronouns.

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Stolen Land

History for people who stopped learning after pronouns.

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More Than A Game

The ACLU’s heartwarming ad campaign that proves sports are about politics, Lysenkoism, and crushing girls’ dreams in the name of progress.

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AP Stylebook

The leftist language police manual that dictates how journalists must twist words to fit progressive narratives while pretending it’s just “neutral” journalism.

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Woke Purity Test

Obligatory responses for single-answer questions every progressive must know.

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