religion – Salty Dictionary

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Mitt Romney

Left wing Political hack of the Mormon Church

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Bible

Ancient fantasy publication about made-up events in the parallel universe

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Hijab

An Islamic dress code which represents oppression, male-domination, captivity, dependence, violence, intolerance, murder, pedophilia, and sexual perversion

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Scientology

A sci-fi based cult as real as other made-up organized religions

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Islam

Barbaric Cult Disguised as a Religion

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Easter

A Christian holiday acknowledging the existence of Zombies by commemorating the resurrection of Jesus from the dead on the third day after his burial following his crucifixion.

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Atheism

A non-prophet organization

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Sharia

A framework of Islamic laws terrorists must follow

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Christmas

The time of the year people sit in front of a plastic tree, eat candy out of socks, and listen 50’s music.

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Pimp

A Muslim with 6 goats

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Religion

The opium of the masses.

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Jesus Christ

The central figure of Christianity who is resurrected from the dead but not a Zombie.

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