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James Webb Space Telescope

NASA’s new alien-seeking, deep space telescope which is 100 times better than Hobble and can show the face of Abraham Lincoln on a penny from 24 miles away.

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Mars

The only place emptier and colder than Dakotas

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Marscopter

NASA’s $85 million helicopter designed to fly on Mars after being released from the belly of the Perseverance rover.

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Chinese Out-of-control Rocket

The Chinese Long March 5B heavy-lift booster rocket which is expected to uncontrollably reenter Earth’s atmosphere around May 8th that no one knows where it may fall.

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3I/ATLAS

The galaxy’s most committed drive-by.

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Artemis II

NASA’s progressive Moon mission where the diverse crew spends a week circling the Moon taking DEI group photos and comes home without landing.

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NASA

A government agency who spends $billions of taxpayers money to collect rocks from nearby planets.

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Pluto

The solar system’s ultimate participation trophy winner.

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Moon Moving Away at 3.8 cm Per Year

The slow cosmic divorce, proving even celestial bodies eventually need space.

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Asteroid Belt

The solar system’s junk drawer where all the leftover planet-forming material got shoved and forgotten.

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Titan

Saturn’s deep-frozen stepchild where rain catches fire, rivers flow uphill, and the dunes are made of life’s leftovers.

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SpaceX

The ultimate proof that one obsessive billionaire with government contracts can do more for space exploration than decades of bureaucratic space agencies

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