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Novak Djokovic

The world’s number one tennis player who is arrested at the airport in Australia for refusing to be killed by Covid vaccines.

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Superbowl LVI

Virtue-signaling football event between Los Angeles Rams and Cincinnati Bengals that the NFL lost.

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Super Bowl

NFL championship game, where we see 30 second clips of black athletes running in between overhyped woke commercials.

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Transgender Athlete

The ultimate political fraud in women sports.

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Super Bowl LVII

2023 NFL championship final where Americans watch woke government propaganda disguised as commercials in between 30 second segments of football competition between Kansas City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles.

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European Soccer Super League

The brand-new breakaway league formed by the top European soccer teams, including Manchester United, Liverpool, Manchester City, Arsenal, Chelsea, Tottenham, FC Barcelona, Real Madrid, Atletico Madrid, Inter Milan, AC Milan and Juventus.

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Sports Journalism

The Special Ed of English Majors

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Wojciech Szczesny

Polish goalkeeper who hates vowels.

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Sportsmanship

The art of high-fiving your opponent so hard they forget they just lost to you.

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UEFA Champions League

An annual club association football competition, where billionaires’ teams compete for the prestigious title of ‘Rich Boys’ Playground.’

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Baseball

A slow-mo American sport where a few guys run around in circles after trying to hit a ball with a tree limb.

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Super Bowl LVIII

Woke Propaganda Event which kicked off with the fabricated black national anthem, followed by Taylor Swift’s climate sermon, and wrapped up with the Kansas City Chiefs outscoring the San Francisco 49ers 25-22.

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