state – Salty Dictionary

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California

A dirty, filthy, overtaxed, crime-ridden, bureaucratic one-party sanctuary state which used to be one of the most beautiful and prosperous places on the entire planet before Democrats took over.

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Arkansas

A U.S. state where literacy ain’t everything

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Mars

The only place emptier and colder than Dakotas

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Oregon

One-city state competing with California about “Who helps illegal immigrants more,” and “tax Americans to support them” positions.

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Minnesota

United States version of Canada

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Mississippi

A Southern state where the mosquitos are bigger than the people’s IQ.

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Tennessee

The first unwoke state to ban drag shows for minors.

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Red States

The only states where you can have free will, liberty, self determination, meritocracy, limited government and free market economics.

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New York

One city state where 50% of its population doesn’t speak English.

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South Dakota

America’s Sweden where trust was placed on individuals to make prudent decisions in slowing the spread of the manufactured virus.

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New Jersey

Barely tolerable state if you extract Newark, Camden and Paterson.

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Gulag Archipelago

Nobel Prize winning three-volume text written between 1958 and 1968 by Russian writer Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn about the the crimes of the Communist Soviet regime and the life in the GULAG concentration camps.

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