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Market Crash 2020

The ultimate collapse coming bigger and louder than anybody imagines

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Tesla

The Unicorn of the Wall Street

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Tom Sosnoff

The options trading evangelist who turned gambling on volatility into a lifestyle brand while quietly collecting fees from the losers he inspires.

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Dead Cat Bounce

Market’s way of giving bagholders one last false hope before completing the rug pull.

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Irrational Exuberance

The financial equivalent of drunk texting your ex at 2am thinking this time it will be different.

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Robinhood

The commission-free online stock broker that steals from the poor and gives to the rich.

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SpaceX IPO

The event where Tesla bagholders get a second chance to lose money on something genuinely revolutionary.

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IPO

The magical moment when a startup sells shares to the public and founders become instant billionaires while retail investors buy the top.

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Morgan Stanley

The Wall Street firm that survived 2008 by taking taxpayer bailouts then spent the next decade lobbying against the regulations meant to stop them from blowing up again.

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Blackrock

The self-proclaimed masters of the universe who excel at manipulating stocks, buying politicians, and turning global conflicts into profitable ventures.

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Market Volatility

Sign of panic and disorder

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Insider Trading

The main source of Nancy Pelosi’s wealth

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