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Oregon

One-city state competing with California about “Who helps illegal immigrants more,” and “tax Americans to support them” positions.

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US Tax Day

The sacred American holiday where you celebrate freedom by handing over months of your life’s work to people who despise you.

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Tax Refund

The financial participation trophy that makes you feel like you won something after the government already took its cut.

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Property Taxes

The Annual punishment of home ownership.

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Wealth Tax

The socialist dream that punishes saving and rewards spending until everyone is equally broke.

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Roth IRA

The retirement vehicle for optimists who believe tax laws won’t change the moment they start withdrawing.

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Global Minimum Corporate Tax Rate

Coordinated tax hikes unilaterally to prevent the businesses to move away to another country with lower taxes.

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Capital Gains Tax

Another bailout for the corrupt blue states, retirement funds, and government workers.

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401(k)

The retirement savings plan that turns your paycheck into Wall Street’s gambling money while promising you’ll be rich in 40 years if you don’t touch it.

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Hollywood Celebrities Fleeing the US

The virtue-signaling retreat where actors who called for wealth redistribution moved their wealth to places that don’t redistribute it.

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NYC Property Tax Hike

The progressive tax hike that will be passed along to renters who voted for this.

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Leaving California

The quiet exodus of sane people fleeing high taxes, illegal migration, high crime, high housing costs, rolling blackouts, and a governor who smiles while the state burns and businesses bolt.

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