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American Realtor

A middle-age blond female, decorated with a high-pitched screeching voice and granite look, in addition to large but perfect white teeth, aggressive posture, fake smile, and a complete lack of knowledge about architecture, construction, finance and real estate.

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Adorable

An adjective women use to describe babies, puppies, kittens, and men they don’t want to sleep with.

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Cremation

The last chance for some women for a smoking hot body

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Female Administrator

Someone who tries too hard to act like a male administrator.

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Diplomat

someone who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age

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