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Merit

What will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter to marry

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Universal Basic Income

The policy that turns productive citizens into dependents while printing money to pay for the privilege.

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Home Office

The magical corner of your house that suddenly becomes tax-deductible the moment you put a laptop on it and call it “work.”

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Food Insecurity

The crisis that magically disappears when people actually work for a living.

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Excel Spreadsheet

The perfect companion for boring academics, turning their passion for numbers and data into endless rows and columns of monotony.

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Hybrid work model

Balancing productivity paranoia with performative in-person meetings nobody wants.

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Construction

Something that never gets built on schedule or within budget

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Anti-work Movement

The sentiment of the new generation that argues people are entitled to get paid above market rates regardless of their skills and qualifications, or else.

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Noncompetitive Environment

DEI’s favorite work place where merit, ability, and accountability don’t matter.

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Work

An unpopular way to earn money in generational welfare hoods

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Intern

A renewable energy source that powers the coffee machine and the delusions of middle management.

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Four-day work week

The magical schedule where you cram five days of procrastination into four, call it “productivity,” and pretend burnout vanished overnight.

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