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COVID Vaccine

Experimental medical substance for the artificially created virus where the populace is being used for the human trials.

649 Points
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Rules of Thumb

A collection of observations by people who bother to look at how things work and at how they get things done.

486 Points
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Joe Biden

Fraudulently Installed 46th President of the United States

535 Points
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Donald Trump

The billionaire Hotellord who got cheated out of 2020 elections.

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Six-Word Story

An entire story told in six words. It is a short narrative that can have all of the emotional themes of longer stories.

363 Points
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Democrat Party

The party of Treason, Corruption, and Incompetence

779 Points
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Nancy Pelosi

One of the biggest frauds in the history of American Politics

293 Points
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Coronavirus Outbreak

Made in China virus, which has infected hundreds since the outbreak began in Wuhan, China, in December.

360 Points
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Anthony Fauci

The “scientific expert” face of the totalitarian left.

591 Points
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Gazprom

The energy supplier the EU pretends to have divorced while still sneaking in for weekend visits through third-party terminals.

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Abridged Collection of Interdisciplinary Laws

Collection of sarcastic proverbs. The collection started in 1974, when Conrad Schneiker first typed in Murphy’s Laws to explore the workings of a new computer at the University of Arizona Computing Center. He added a couple of pages of other […]

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Coinciditis

Myocarditis that coincidentally affects only mRNA vaccinated people

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Kamala Harris

Monica Lewinsky with political ambitions.

436 Points
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Black Lives Matter (BLM)

Ultra-Racist American Terrorist Organization, funded by Globalhomo and supported by the Democrat Party.

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Ukraine – Russia War

The war against Russia conducted by the U.S. Empire and its NATO minions – with the Ukrainians as mere expandable proxies.

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US Presidential Elections 2020

The 59th quadrennial ‘democratic’ process in which people’s choices were ignored and votes were counted until Democrats won.

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Nancy Pelosi's Insider Trades

The insider trading act of Pelosi’s husband buying Roblox stock the day it went public, and acquiring Microsoft stock through options.

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Thanksgiving

North American annual celebration for diabetes and heart attacks.

291 Points
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Derek Chauvin Trial

The show trial for a white police officer who tried to restrain a violent black criminal who eventually died from drug overdose.

357 Points
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Obesity

Next to smoking, the main cause of premature death in the United States

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Mainstream Media

United States version of Soviet Pravda

382 Points
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Hunter Biden Paintings

A pay-to-play bribery scheme in which anonymous buyers pay more than Van Gogh, Rembrandt, Dali, and Picasso.

326 Points
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Waukesha Christmas Parade Massacre

A racist terrorist attack that took place on November 21, 2021, when a black man attacked white residents by plowing his red SUV through a Christmas parade and killed 6 and injured more than 60 people including kids.

311 Points
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Zac Kriegman

A former Reuters data scientist who was fired after performing a statistical analysis which refuted claims by Black Lives Matter, and spoke out against the company’s culture of “diversity and inclusion” which unquestioningly celebrated the BLM narrative.

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Critical Race Theory

Anti-White Hate Manifesto

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FBI

The Federal Bodyguard Unit of the Ruling Elite.

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Mandatory Vaccination

Applied fascism by the government to force people to be part of the largest unapproved medical experiment in the history of the mankind.

317 Points
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Liberal

A person who’s responsibility is to spend Conservative’s money

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Black Privilege

The magical ability to break every law in the book and still be considered the eternal victim.

676 Points
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Unemployment Rate

Statistical gimmick used by the government to hide the real unemployment number

333 Points
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Anarcho-Tyranny

A concept where the state is more interested in punishing citizens so that they don’t oppose ruling class, rather than tending to real criminals.

263 Points
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Kyle Rittenhouse

17 years old American who killed two domestic terrorists as self defense after being chased by a violent fascist mob with guns, knives and baseball bats.

505 Points
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Safe and Effective

Sudden and Unexpected

329 Points
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IRS

A government entity who tells people that they can’t spend money they thought they had.

264 Points
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Woke

Self-declared narcissism of the entitled left

335 Points
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Fascism

Totalitarian dictatorial Ideology based on the ideals of Collectivism, Progressivism and Control , see Fascio.

462 Points
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California

A dirty, filthy, overtaxed, crime-ridden, bureaucratic one-party sanctuary state which used to be one of the most beautiful and prosperous places on the entire planet before Democrats took over.

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TEXIT

The term used to refer to Texas exiting the totalitarian-party-controlled union and becoming an independent, self-governing nation.

300 Points
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China

Oppressed People’s Republic of Communist State

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Wokeism

The culture-coated class war waged against the working class Americans by the totalitarian left.

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mRNA Vaccine

A small photocopy of the DNA that holds the protein-making blueprint which acts as the messenger between your DNA and the Democrat Party.

298 Points
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CDC

A government health organization who is 85% sure about being 40% sure about being 26% sure about being 38% sure about COVID-19 treatment guidelines.

549 Points
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Progressive Ideology

A breeding ground for tiny tyrants.

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Outdated Cultural Direction

Warning label for the 50s/60s movies on TV which is considered too traumatizing for the Snowflake generation.

224 Points
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NATO

Employment agency for the military elite.

414 Points
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Karine Jean-Pierre

Clueless Biden White House spokeswoman who can barely stitch incoherent sentences, arrogantly.

247 Points
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Arthur Schopenhauer

A German philosopher who had such a pessimistic outlook on life that he made Eeyore look like a happy-go-lucky optimist.

223 Points
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WHO

The unelected super-agency that decides your bodily autonomy ends where their next funding round begins.

387 Points
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Antifa

American terrorist organization

442 Points
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Excess Death Monitor

The place where you can see all the Fully Vaccinated dying by the thousands.

228 Points
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