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Made in China virus, which has infected hundreds since the outbreak began in Wuhan, China, in December.

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Paypal

Chinese counterfeit goods transaction enabling system

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Autocorrect

Something you wish that the guy who invented it burns in hello

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House of Representatives

Poor man’s Senate

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Mattress

A furniture you must buy at Memorial Day

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Television

A commercial delivery system

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Democracy

A form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves

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Sex

The formula by which one and one makes three

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Keychain

A device to be able to lose all your keys at once

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Niagara Falls

The bride’s second great disappointment.

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Senate Race

Bribery Talent Competition

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Refrigerator

Cold beer storage device

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Antique Shop

Overpriced junk store

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